Can't go wrong with "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." But I'd still rather have the peanut.
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Can't go wrong with "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Didn't Boba Fett just about directly say that in a line in that one Disney Show? 
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Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?? 
I'm a millennial, half of what I say is a Simpsons quote and I don't even notice. However ones that get rotation
-He'll tell us what to do!
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People will like what I tell them to like
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What would you suggest? One basket per egg?
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I'll occasionally tell people Gabbo is coming
-Everything's coming up Milhouse
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You got the dud!
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Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me
At the risk of becoming unpopular, this reporter places the blame entirely on you, the viewers.
Well, I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy simply doesn't work.
This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal.
Featuring Ariaga, ariaga 2 and Bariaga
Please don't tell people how I live
This Lenny eating beans
I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you on the jury.
- Freddie Quimby
I've said that I am not some Clouseau esque clumsy chef after fucking up at work on a few occasions.
LOOK OUT ITCHY, HE'S IRISH!
I really wish Knickerbocker didn't have the first 2 syllables really easily mistaken for the n word
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
The most evil German to live...Kaiser Wilhelm!
Harvard writers probably knew Hitler was Austrian as well
"He's history's greatest monster!"
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Stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled by the blood of the workers
My headcanon for this episode is that skinner was re educated in the Vietnam pow camp and used the chance to bring Adille to america
The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In any case, most actual fighting will be done by small robots, and as you go forth today remember your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots.
Is rhe poop deck what I think it is?
"Hey Ma, get off the dang roof!"
(My kind suggestion to my mom that she shouldn't be up cleaning gutters when she's in her 70s. She's also a Simpsons fan, but she didn't get the reference)
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Here's the grapes, and here's the wrath.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Oof. My glasses!
Sherman, I just realized you insulted me. Now you will die.
Three simple words: I am gay.
*I'm not gay but I'm willing to learn
I've been using a ton of Simpsons quotes only instead of The Simpsons I'm using quotes from Aqua Teen.
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On your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.
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This town has a weird smell.that you're probably all used to, but I'm not
"This... this is a black day for baseball" comes up a lot as a Mariners fan
Fat Tony doesn't say that quote, the Don of a rival family does and then gives Fat Tony the kiss of death "dis I don't need right now!"
"Where is the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on. So please, the money.
*da monies
"Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?"
"Listen to your heart."
Johnny tightlips also has a place in my heart but it feels wrong to quote him
You've got 24 hours, and to show I'm serious. You've got 12 hours
Aww c'mon Marge, the little guy hasn't done anything yet. You know he's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good.
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me and the gang reciting all of steamed hams off the cuff by heart
Okay forgot a Chalmers line ans related grandpa line I use:
Class after class of ugly, UGLY children
And for Abe
There are a lot of real ugly kids in your neighborhood
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The ones I really try to avoid doing the apu voice for:
The Billy and the cloneasaurus reply
A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle
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I've.called a few popular figures a boring old biddy. I was an animal
This is my favorite Simpsons quote so far. 
When I started this clown thing I thought it would be nothing but glory. Yknow. The glory of being a clown.
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"Oh Lord, protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house"
"I need the biggest seed bell you have. ...no, that's too big."
"This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity. So, I don't know, you might want to wear a hat"
"You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid!'"
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Awkward grunting "well, I'm sure you're all familiar with what laughter sounds like"
"What a time to be alive."
"PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP!"
"We don't have bums here, but if we did they wouldn't have to rush. They'd be free to go at their own pace!"
"No it doesn't" in Homer's tone after Milhouse's "it smells funny in there"
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