What's your name
Thanks for asking! Kamala "Donald Trump Sucks" Harris sly wink. Phew, saving the world one coffee at a time is hard!
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For the next 72 hours my name is "Jinping" when asked for my name at Starbucks! With a smile and a wink! "Do Something" however small.
Live harm reduction now: watch as I girlboss meme my name at a coffee shop that squashes unionization attempts in order to shovel their child slave coffee down liberal throats at maximum profit margins.
Just like BASED KHALEESI(tm) 
me after buying my $8 frappe mocha latte with oat milk made with beans harvested by brown slave kids
You WILL bend the knee donnie Trump!! 👏
What exactly is “being done” ?? Lol
Other than being annoying clown, supporting genocide, and being an insufferable jackass?
Probably making star bucks workers workdays ever so slightly worse.
being annoying clown, supporting genocide, and being an insufferable jackass
Yes I am a democrat how did you notice
All the Red paint dripping off of you kinda gave it away m8
being annoying clown, supporting genocide, and being an insufferable jackass
I immediately thought of Jarvell Morris Green and the rest of the DNC ear pluggers
Liberals consider this activism
Reminding people that Kamala ownzors.
A lot has been typed about liberal activism being unable to see anything past consumerism but Jesus lol
My partner mainly uses the name Unionize when they get their Starbucks order. I am kinda annoyed that they still go but I do also think that's quite funny knowing about the Starbucks unionization fight
Starbucks is shit and it takes 2 minutes to make coffee at home 😡
They don't ever get coffee they get pink drink or whatever but you are not wrong
Probably not that hard to make at home too if you have a blender
Many people don’t have the means/knowledge/time to make a homemade Frappuccino, nor own an espresso machine. But yea if someone is paying $8 to wait 20 mins for a normal-ass filter coffee, they’re really lost.
Pro tip: look up Frappuccino recipes online if you don’t wanna pay the money. The reason many attempts seem off is because people don’t add an emulsifier. It will thicken up the drink and keep it from separating. A really tiny amount of xanthan gum is all it takes. I’m not sure what emulsifier(s) are in the proprietary Starbucks Frappuccino base powder, but it’s close enough.
My partner mainly uses the name Unionize
I will be voting for Kamala now. This is what did it for me.
You're now the funniest person voting for kamala
You're now the funniest person voting for kamala
Patton Oswalt is funny sometimes 
For the next 72 hours my name is "Kdolf Hitler" when asked for my name at Starbucks! With a smile and a wink! "Do Something" however small.
In the West. Nothing New
You're all failing horribly at bullying the libs if this doesn't embarrass them
How do you embarrass that which is shameless?
shonen rules, just gotta yell louder and ~~punch~~ try harder
Okay, deplorable 
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my basket of deplorables. focused. flourishing.
"Yo, I have a pumpkin spice grande latte enema for Kamala."
I think every starbucks worldwide should get 🔻
"Mom, Dad... I'm going to Starbucks to do an activism. Do you want me to get you anything?"