No u r owl
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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You are an owl, all owls go to heaven.
No, you seem to be a little stinky and you post a lot but you're cool
I am :sadness:
Pfft, no U ain't you liar
I'm a stupid piece of shit bastard I'm afraid :kitty-cri-texas:
From context clues you're like 8 years old so even if this was true you've got quite a head start on improving yourself.
I don't think you're a bad person but if you were you'll be fine if you put in the work
you’re like 8 years
:maddened:
I don’t think you’re a bad person but if you were you’ll be fine if you put in the work
I'm trying :deeper-sadness:
Idk but you're a dirt owl
I don't know but owl be watching you
I don't know, do you eat mice and vomit their bones?
No, you’re a chad person 
you're an owl, I'm a political subdivision; we're both physically incapable of being bad people
Your Honor, I hardly think the defendant should be addressing the jury in this manner 
What are the accusations levied at you?
Maybe if you took a friggin' bath more people would like you, STINKY
No.
Since you asked me to be real, I love you dirt_owl, in a manner of speaking, whether you're a good person or not. Eat that.
what did you do?
The only thing bad about you is your c/badposting submissions
NO. You may be a bad human because owls are not humans, but you are not a bad person, because owls are people too and animals automatically get a +1000 to their goodness stats
Idk. You don't seem it. This is just a chatboard though and I haven't seen you say anything particularly mean on it