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[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

You know it smell crazy in there!

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

In Ohio they are eating the immigrants in the streets!

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

Stu

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

After I was assigned my new cubicle at work I knew I was in hot water…

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Cylindricle.

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

Stock pot photo

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Funniest Title

[–] AlexDrago@ani.social 12 points 4 days ago

Let him cook

[–] Waldowal@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Brian understood the kitchy pot and burner decor. But, he didn't understand why it also involved sitting 8 hours a day in cold gazpacho that only came up to his balls.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 4 days ago

Ohioan pets get their revenge.

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

" What happens when you mistype an email requesting a Point of Sale System to be installed"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The soupervisor had a ladle side gig in stocks

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Is it just me, or is it getting hotter in here?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Let them eat Jake! I've got bigger fish to fry.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Hey!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My balls are in this soup.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

In the hot seat

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"Hmm the recipe says to make 'Cashier soup' we need to add vegetable stock after we've put the cashier in the pot"

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 4 days ago

Pot luck dinner

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Bruh's cooked

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Welcome to the chum bucket.

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Live action Sponge Bob doesn’t look great.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago

Cooking by the numbers.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Phase 1 of seizing the means of production initiated, comrad.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

The Soup Patrol

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Saudi Arabian hovercraft

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago

Nonsense, the Saudis buy their military hardware from the US.

[–] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.

That's so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.

[–] Cuzscience@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Senator Padmé Amidala after partying all night.

[–] Scheisser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Das ist mein teil

[–] GbyBE@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

I had to scroll too far for this...

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Sir, sir, do you know you have contaminated water in the park?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago

Cooker Barada Niktu

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

New vineyard startup AI has paired with Taskrabbit to employ gig workers.