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Do you think JD Vance was a Hot Couch guy? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by Vernon_Tennessee@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Hot Couch Guy?

More like a "Hot For His Couch" guy kelly

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

He just put the couch in the microwave for a little bit to reach human body temperature. It would be weirder if he didn't.

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

angry-place Like he's into the 'hotcouch' lifestyle? Likes watching a superior couch fucker at work? Maybe. You think he cleans👅 up after though? Or just let's it get stanky👃?

[–] Vernon_Tennessee@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JD Vance: Couch Cuck

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Yes but what does he sit in

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That couch? A 10/10

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's most definitely not a hot couch

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not the best judge at the sexiness of couches

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Not like that

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I bet he likes cockroaches tickling his balls