Hey everyone, it's me, Joseph Robenette Biden Junior here. I'm just a regular old guy who happens to be a proud member of the Democratic Party, staunch Irish-American Zionist and the President of the U.S.A. Ask me anything about my unvawering and valiant defense of Israel, my expansion of NATO, or even my favorite type of ice cream. I'll do my best to answer any question that comes my way! (Makes sure not to say anything naughty or I'll show you what "Dark Brandon" means.)

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is the time on this clock?

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't have much time left.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

countdown

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

please verify the safety of goodest boys Major and Commander

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

dead

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

biden-pain

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Why did you beat Medicare?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

How far are you on the curing cancer thing?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mr. President thank you for standing by Israel when the rest of the world has turned it's back on her. Which brand of diaper do you prefer?

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Pampers Easy Ups, as they're a comfortable fit and have a few styles to choose from. My favourite flavour of ice crePampers, I like pampers easy ups

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Can you tell me the names of your children without Googling?

[–] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mr. President, sir, let me first say thank you for your commitment to the American people.... Your administration has not yet released a statement regarding the new Esperanza Spalding album, Milton + esperanza, should such a statement be expected in the coming weeks? Taxpayers were concerned to find tracks from the album absent from Former President Obama's 2024 summer playlist.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 months ago

I expanded NATO

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Mr President thank you for being here. I just wanted to say I have to fart

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

mister president sir. post your hog sir.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I oppose the Earth Rider, what is yer response?

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

How many genders are there now, sir?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

would you agree that we live in a joeciety?

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

If you could sum up america in a single word, what would it be?

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

sir can we do AUKUS but for Luxembourg

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Mr. President, can you please define Bidenomics?