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[–] gon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No we're all crisis actors paid for by the German government to scare countries to stay in the EU.

[–] joklhops@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmmm seems ethically wrong but a social net good? ;)

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I love this response.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Br***** people. Don't be so crude please.

[–] gon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh I'm so sorry :x

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

No, I don't think we are

/accent

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm British. We don't have the accent American's think we do. We're far more scummy and swear far more. Proudly working class, and proudly unpretentious.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You assume we know what pretentious means...

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's very pretentious of you to say, I think. I don't know for sure, though, because I am also Murican.

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look, America has it's damn problems— we sure as hell do. But I need to talk about Britain for a sec. I'm not trying to bash you guys; but I have a hot take that's been boiling in the back of my head for years, and I've had very few opportunities to talk about it.

That "proudly unpretentious" bit is absolutely true— to a literal fault. I find that British people have such an obsession with "not being pretentious" that it goes full circle and does become pretentious. The opposite of hopes, dreams, effort, and passion is... cynicism. And man, is British culture obsessed with cynicism.

Like, I know you Brits had a super shitty history that made you all iconically cynical and all... but that cynicism is more bad than good. Your culture has an obsession with misery, death, and the destruction of aforementioned hopes and dreams. It's all over your media, including your comedy. Everything from asylums, to plagues, to the personification of death, to a strange comedic form of the glorification of "common sense" over education. For that last part and other reasons, cynicism also seems to be a huge source of British anti-intellectualism, too. A lot of your jokes are about how clever you are that you subscribe to "common sense" instead of some idealistic thought— and usually said idealistic thought is harmless or even good.

In Britain's "anti-pretentious" culture, sometimes they go too far in other ways, too. It's for example why British cartoons are so happily-sloppy and nonsensical. They just don't want to take cartoons (or much of anything) seriously, and don't want to use them to display hope and strength and intelligence and beauty. In much of the rest of the developed world, cartooning is a medium that is sometimes (or often) used for "fine art"— your Avatar: TLA's, your Batman: TAS's, and your Steven Universe's. But British people don't see cartoons as a medium for inspiration— to them, it's just all silly, cheap, over-stylized, brainless play stuff.

I'm reminded of Superman vs. The Elite, where— ironically— Superman had to deal with an anti-hero British guy named Manchester Black, who was a very powerful telekinetic. Manchester was a cynic who said the world was full of cancer that needed to be forcefully cut out— damn the rights or safety of anyone else. Manchester told Superman, "You're living in a dream world!" And Superman said, "Yes. Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us into something better." And that sort of philosophy is why I don't subscribe to cynicism, and never have.

With that said, I'm not trying to bash British people or anything. It's just that I'm the opposite of cynical, so British cynicism has always kinda rubbed me the wrong way, is all.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I know it's a joke but if you're Scottish and you work with southern English cunts, this is true

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So do they speak American at home?

[–] Matthew@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MrSlicer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I've yet to see a movie where this isn't true.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes, and people in Portugal speak Brazilian

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ummm I think you'll find both speak Spanish

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've obviously never been to New Mexico

[–] Jmr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that where the speak heisenburgian?

[–] CaptainEffort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What? No, they speak New Mexican

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

At home practicing various ways to say "fair enough" and "at the end of the day"

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice, innit

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It could be worse, imagine having to do a New Jersey accent all the time.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

I honestly find a South London accent the easiest to do

You just don't move your lips and tongue, and boom yur spuk'n 'n u suth lundun ucc'nt

I just don't understand how American YouTubers can keep up TELKING LAIK DET ALL DE TAIM ITS SOO EXEGGERATED

[–] FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a non English speaker, I find this hilarious

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dear @FierroGamer, I must inform you that your message is in English. This means you can type English, although I don't know if you can speak the language or not.

[–] FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I must inform you that speaking and writing are different verbs

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I completely agree! I've studied Spanish for decades and I still have trouble understanding any native speaker unless they are speaking slowly.

[–] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

So do British people actually pronounce the other 1/2 of the alphabet that they normally don't when they are home?! It's pretty funny how much they butcher the language they invented.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The truth is at home they all sound South African.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did this let me instantly do a British accent?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Cause it's easier