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[–] fastfomo7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

It's confusing. Thought it was something sandboxed.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago

This sounds like an Onion article headline

[–] cum_hoc@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is not confusing. AT ALL!

[–] xcjs@programming.dev 23 points 11 hours ago

The Android version of the app still has the zoom/cursor offset bug when using a software keyboard from when they sunset RDP 8. That has been a severe usability bug for over three years now.

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 57 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] style99@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

I'm just here for the yo dawg memes.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I hope they’ve made it easier

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago

The irony is that I do, in fact, like mudkips.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago
[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.org 20 points 15 hours ago

This will be really easy to google for.

/s

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 43 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

And I thought developers were bad at naming.

The Microsoft school of naming things is really showing their ways

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

MSN Live! Windows App Professional for Business NT

[–] exanime@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Developers are usually not bad at naming. Marketing on the other hand...

[–] DinosaurSr@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

AbstractAppEngineFactoryFacade would have been much better

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

For more, check out my blog devsArentBadAtNamingThings.blogspot.tar.7z.com

[–] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] geography082@lemm.ee 25 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

These guys survive just from the license dependency of corporations

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 13 hours ago

Much more interesting is the part about Relayed RDP Shortpath. With STUN and TURN and even a relay it sounds like this will enable some usecases similar to TeamViewer

[–] Takeshidude@lemmy.world 73 points 23 hours ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like Windows, so we put Windows in your Windows so you can use Windows while you use Windows

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 214 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Lol, they're just renaming Remote Desktop to Windows.

So I can use Windows to connect to Windows, and run my Windows.

Truly a moment of marketing brilliance.

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

I use RDP app today to log on to my Pc remotely by using vpn to my home network. It looks like they are adding bloat for services that I have zero interest in. Or maybe they are adding authentication services so the vpn wouldn't be necessary.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

It's as confusing as those adware and spyware ridden one-purpose tools from no-name Chinese developers.

[–] infeeeee@lemm.ee 76 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They love to do this. 2 years ago they renamed Office (the online, browser based version) to Microsoft 365 https://www.computerworld.com/article/1614302/office-to-be-rebranded-microsoft-365.html

They can present the "new" apps to shareholders

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 20 hours ago

If you think this is bad, then you haven't tried navigating the MS academic offerings. Over the last 10 or so years, I think it's been called "dreamspark", "imagine", "MSDN Academic Alliance" (I liked this one, it actually made sense), "MSDN AA", and now "Azure Dev Tools for Teaching" or "adt4t" when talking with support.

rant mode ON

Everytime the name is changed, it seems something else changes (OK it's a new product) and the way to access installers and activate it differs. I just want to teach, but every couple of years I have to spend days trying to figure out how to get my iso's and how to renew the subscription. A couple of years ago, and mind you this was after I had had an active academic relationship with Microsoft for 8 years, and my predecessor even longer than that before me, we had to submit invoices proving that the school owned the domainname for our emails and website, as well as a letter from the ministry of education that we were licensed to teach this course.

The support staff is very professional and helpful, and we've always been able to resolve renewal issues. But each year we have to go through the process of getting through a maze of support pages linking to chatbots, to find the correct form to contact support. I think the link to support form had the text "Beware of the leopard".

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This comes full circle with everyone's grandma incessantly calling every piece of software on their computer "The Microsoft."

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

The grandmas were right the whole time!

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[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago

At least they didn't cancel it and make two new programs that each do 70% of what it did. Looking at you, Google.

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[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 73 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The only possible way Microsoft can be this bad at naming things is if they are actively doing it on purpose.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

How can they expect regular people to remember what the Windows app does? It would seriously be better to pick a word at random than to overload the meaning of "Windows" again.

Here are some way better names right off the top of my head:

  • Kablam!
  • Telefenestra
  • Portle
  • Microsoft micro/do
[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Telefenestra

Is that where you defenestrate somebody remotely?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Da, comrade.

[–] nore@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

Lol not as original as I thought!

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Gold medal of tautology. At this point, people still using windows voluntarily don't deserve any better. And IT departments having a choice but forcing windows on users deserve to be burned at the stake.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

And IT departments having a choice but forcing windows on users deserve to be burned at the stake.

Not a small thing to rip all the wires out of the walls. Moving to an entirely new office-wide OS is a heavy lift.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck right off with this elitist "they deserve it" shit

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world -3 points 4 hours ago

Do I sense some inner tensions due to frustration with using Microsoft's sorry excuse for an OS?

[–] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the always shitty, "I know everything because I am that business and person all the time and better than them." Shit fucking comment.

At this point people who are like, "just use Linux" sound like, "just buy an iPhone." The only difference is the Linux people don't end up actually knowing shit about enterprise environments

I will get down voted because Lemmy is an Echo Chamber with people circle jerking their self justified opinions.

But seriously fuck off, dude. Anyone that literally says this doesn't know shit about an actual environment.

Let me know when fucking Oracle's shitty products work better on Linux boxes over Windows when their own fucking Linux products don't work. I will go to the business I am a part of right now and let them know we should just hire you to make all of our financial and enterprise setup choices because you said so.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world -2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You have zero reading comprehension. Good job wasting your time on a pointless rant.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

Do they have some new techbro CEO?

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Did they just reinvent Norton PC Anywhere?

[–] rocci@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Classic Microsoft, muddying the waters of something that was clearly defined in its role and name

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