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Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.
You fuckers have fried butter sticks...
Lmao who the fuck told you that?
Well, if it's on wikipedia it must be true.
I’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind
Typical American ego trip: "if I don't know about it then it must be false".
How's your high horse, buddy?
Wrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal
Midwest isn't America.
Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this
Point to me on this map of the US where the midwest is.
Oh dear, it was very tricky to figure out, but I’m pretty sure it’s right about here
Looks like Manchuria to me.
That's 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes
I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.
Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there's nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch
It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of "Bean on toast"
I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.
I think that's an olive, but your point still stands lol
That makes waaaaaaaaaaay more sense
😂
There's another olive behind the chicken, you can see it just peeking behind the drumstick. Probably more under it tbh
You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like
This joke can be easily altered to target North Americans, just photoshop a hamburger bun in.
Can you Anglo-Saxons stop hating each other? One was so prude they left, the other stayed and fought the prudes where they went. Still the same kitchen. /s
The weirdest pizza we have in America, which people actually eat, is the one with pineapple. And that shit is gross and whoever created it should be shot. But british baked beans is even worse. I don't want my beans in a bland tomato sauce. If you're going to call something baked beans, at least do it the right way.