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From the stupidest-thing-I-can-think-of desk…

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this one of those "yo, you like Windows, so we put some Windows in your Windows" joke that I'm too Linux to understand?

[–] tal 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, Windows has had windows since day one.

[–] xylogx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Except for tha time with Windows 8 where they tried to get rid of them.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago

That's a terrible name for a remote desktop application.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I asked Microsoft Copilot for names.

  1. Windows Anywhere
  2. WinConnect
  3. Windows Hub
  4. WinAccess
  5. Windows Portal
  6. WinLink
  7. Windows Bridge
  8. WinRemote
  9. Windows Gateway
  10. WinFlex
[–] melroy@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 month ago
  1. Crash Bandicoot Apps
  2. Titanic Apps
[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I don't like any of these names

[–] tal 2 points 1 month ago

They don't blow me away either, but I'd still rate them above what Microsoft's actually using.

[–] n2burns@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd say at least half if those would get them sued for Trademark infringement. Once again, this is AI plagairising, but this time it's with obviously trademarked names.

[–] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Windows App Series X Ultimate Pro for Enterprise Edition Service Pack 2

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

for Workgroups.

[–] spearz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

21H1 x64 rollup .net framework 2.0

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago
[–] lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Marklar marklar app for all your marklar to marklar on marklar (made by marklar)

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Starvin' Marven Goes to Space, South Park episode.

[–] lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I miss the old south park when it had 20 episodes a season and was poorly animated lol

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

I appreciate how it has developed into direct satire, though.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a huge hit to desktop ownership of the OS. Microsoft has officially made zero-trust a reality by doing this.

I expect there will be even more news at Ignite. Bear in mind 11 has been requiring a MS account for years and 10 is in it's final months. Pushing users to cloud only Windows allows them (and their corporate customers) complete control of the ecosystem.

How does this have an effect in anything? It's just a remote desktop application

[–] tabular@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hope they release it for the Xbox 1

[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

Is this meant to be something like snap?