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[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

hopefully this is a joke, giving a 10 year old a sword is extremely dangerous. there are plenty of mass shooters, a sword isn't going to protect him in the modern age. you need to buy this little guy a gun. a lot of people would say to start him off with something small, but i say get him used to something heavier with more kick first so he REALLY learns how to use it. it also ups the risk to himself and will make him more cautious, whereas with a smaller gun he might be tempted to twirl it (which is cool, but you can teach him how to do that later)

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Crew served weapons, like a mortar or heavy machine gun, are much safer for small children to operate.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

you waited until age 10?! you might as well send them off to be a pacifist monk!

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

yes.

Give him a Real Longsword , not this Japano Dork shit. Or at least take an actually exotic weapon,

Aztec Glas Blade or something...

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

A chakram, and sign them for ultimate Frisbee lessons.

[–] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Probably best to start em with a wakazashi and just make sure their bushido fundamentals are up to snuff.

There’s plenty more to the blade than the blade itself.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Start with a bowstaff and tuck some numbchucks in the back of the pants for emergency

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can't go with a bowstaff. I'm currently wielding a short-range battlehammer and if they have a type advantage against me they might use it to fight their way out of bed time.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

May I recommend some tactical throwing stars in a belt holster?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

When I was 11 I decided that the bō is the coolest weapon.

I lost interest within a year but I can still do cool tricks!

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Hmm, what's his kenjutsu level? Anything below second kyu and he should still be using a wooden bokken.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Katana?! Unless based off Japan, people are gonna be generally wearing chainmail or plated armour, you'd be much better off with polearms imo

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I get my friends kid's swords as baby shower presents.

If you follow my posting you know I'm not joking.

That said, idk what you start kids off with for katana but I imagine there are junior sized bokken and shinai out there.

https://www.gorgtech.com/shop/red-vs-blue-swords/

If you've got the scratch you can get the kid a set of these. They're absurdly high-tech artisan produced foam swords. They'll probably last for at least a year, likely longer. Gorg makes solid kit.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

In this modern day of firearms and other ranged weapons, it's best that they learn to close the gap as quickly as possible. A larger weapon like a No-Dachi is probably best for that, teach them to finish every fight with the first charge and swing is best for their health and safety.

Alternatively, maybe branch out and give them a Naginata instead, this is especially useful for a child as it relies more heavily on skill rather than pure strength, and the reach it gives is a huge benefit, especially since a child will have fairly short reach to begin with, compensating for their natural weaknesses.

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

When I was in early-mid middle school, My mom bought me an extremely dull, decorative set from a thrift store when I asked her to. It rocked and I still like to pretend to do kata with the wakizashi. Most tweens are smart enough to not impale themselves. It is obviously a judgement call. Never give a child a sharp edge.