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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get your ears cleaned at an ent. Go to a dermatologist and get a facial. Go to a pediatrist and get a mani/pedi.

Really sucks that dental doesn’t count as medical.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Get my ears cleaned by an ent?

I’m so soryy. I couldn’t resist.

~I’ll~see~myself~to~the~door~

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[–] Spaceballstheusername@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Colonoscopy

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Shop around if you don't like your GP. Tell them your situation and ask them for a referal to every specialist under the sun. Get tested and innoculated for absolutely everything they suggest.

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[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'd say colonoscopy, esp if you're over 45, but those are required by law to have no out-of-pocket costs, regardless.

[–] bignate31@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

oh. go get a therapist--not physical; mental. they're insanely expensive, but you can spend the next three months shopping around and by the new year you'll have found someone you like!

[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Start a fist fight with a random stranger!

(not me please)

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

That…can have other consequences besides medical.

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some kind of general fitness testing?

You know, involving heart, lung capacity, performance?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is interesting, although my results will be awful, thanks to long COVID, recovering from surgery, and vaping weed.

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 months ago

Is anything cracking or sore more than it should be? Time to go get that treated.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Tape worm weight loss, or if you are already at a healthy weight start roids for a couple months

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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Go to all the specialists! And if therapy is covered, indulge in that, too.

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[–] Noedel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
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