The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.
Can't spell titties without IT
That's all I saw in the picture, honestly
I can't look at this meme normally again
Nice rack.
zipties arteries
dies of a heart attack
Better use velcro straps next time
God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!
TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.
Wish I'd taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.
But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can't afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.
He's supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!
My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.
"Omnipotent" Being couldn't design a better body?
Skill issue, tbh
He could have, but he didn't want to.
He enjoys the suffering.
without being able to unplug or replace any cables
Oh! Oh! Here's where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.
Short version: It's a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.
Without downtime too!
Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment
Also the system has to assemble itself
Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause
These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.
Velcro > zip ties
That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.
Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.
They are for a week.
Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.
Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you're not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.
I'm going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I'm planning on having it be eye sex.
Is there a !cableporn@lemmy.world? I'd love to see some sexy cables.
Will do!
This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.
“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”
Eyetwitch.
Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it's hideous
If you think that's bad check out a giraffe's laryngeal nerve
That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴
I guess I am a god then
God's is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.
As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management... pretty low bar to clear
Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation
The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.
My favorite kind of cable porn.
Probably wasn't even IT but 'roadies' based on those cables
It’s… Evolution or IT Guys
One makes my dick hard. Guess which one?
IT
They'd show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.
