this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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[–] hark@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago
[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

NotLikeThis

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I have no idea what any of this says.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Neither do I and then I saw that someone responded to you with an explanation and I realized I didn't need to know before I read it.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Rizz = charisma.

Chat = usually an audience watching a stream and adding messages to the chat.

Am I cooked = Have I ruined it.

Clip that = Create a short clip of whatever just happened.

Disclaimer: I’m old so might not be 100 on all these.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 22 minutes ago

Dw gramps, you're deadass, no cap.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 minutes ago

rizz is also used to mean flirt. So "I like you" "Are you flirting with me?"

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Okay but when do we go planking, fam? It's well phat, raaaazzzzzz!

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc 2 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

My kids are just toddlers but I'm so pumped to embarrass them with dad-attempts-cool-talk.

[–] imaqtpie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 51 minutes ago

It's a timeless classic

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 18 points 9 hours ago

Pretty spot on imo

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah. I’m so old I STILL don’t get it.

“Is that charisma?” That makes no grammatical sense at all.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Is what was just sent to me charismatic or not, third party acting as my friends giving advice?"

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Ahh! Okay! Thanks.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

More like asking "you think I'm charismatic?"

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Okay, now I get it.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 47 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago

Friendly reminder to anyone who didn't remember or didn't know:

Blame Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare for this meme

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 15 points 12 hours ago
[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 88 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 27 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

That would be the pronunciation for ouais

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

(pronounced <>)

Quebecois, non?

J'ai pris quelques cours de français.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 12 hours ago

I'm going to go with "the like isn't reciprocated." Lol

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

~~Chad Thundercock~~

Chat Thundercope

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 33 points 16 hours ago

F in the chat for this

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 14 hours ago

CHAT urbate

[–] ngn@lemy.lol 6 points 15 hours ago
[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

What should I do, chat?

[–] cordlessmodem@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago