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Tell that my brain.
Hey, MonkDerZweite's brain: Get an appropriate amount of sleep!
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First of all... how dare you.
Drink a gallon of water to stay awake
What if you're a bedwetter?
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Cocain, I do. Sleep is for the weak.
Fuck off with this bullshit. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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The problem is that I did the first three just before bedtime
You won't have bedtime
but, cocaine
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Chocolate will not keep you awake. It will only exacerbate things
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Wait, dark chocolate keeps you awake?
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Not even going to mention highly caffinated naps?
Those are the best, you feel more tired when you wake up.
you feel more tired when you wake up.
Yep, just like normal sleep. It just gets worse every day.
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Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine
🤯✨🎆🎇
Needs a 5th enlightened brain with "Doing meth". Who needs sleep when there's hard drugs?
Sadly, my body won’t stay asleep for the entire duration.
My sleep schedule is so f up.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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