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submitted 10 months ago by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[alt text: a tweet by @jessokfine on twitter. The tweet says, "Every time I talk about milk, I clarify 'not breastmilk.' It's unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable."]

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like nut milk. Preferably straight from the nuts.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

i'm gargling some right now!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well unless its some vegan drink like almond milk, it most certainly is breastmilk.

[–] BarryZuckerkorn@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Define "breast." On the one hand, rows of nipples (cats and dogs) or multiple nipples from an udder (cows, elephants) don't really seem "breast" like.

And for sure platypus excretions from their skin, without nipples, is certainly not breast like.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Not nipple milk then? I'm not sure that's better...

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

Is it booby-milk or udder-milk?

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Explaining Milk to an Alien