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[MIGRATED TO DIFFERENT INSTANCE CHECK PIN POST] Balatro

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"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?" (lemmy.likes.cat)
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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

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[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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[–] s1ndr0m3@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Resistance is useless!

[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.

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[–] ignism@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

[–] Nightsoul@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

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[–] Foni@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

This is my favorite store in the citadel

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

These words are accepted

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[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good news everyone!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!

[–] BeN9o@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

D-did... he just suplex that train?!?

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dammit Jim!

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a doctor

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

i use arch btw

[–] diaphanous@feddit.org 12 points 10 months ago

That's rough, buddy.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"What if you miss?"

"I won't."

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[–] Capitao_Duarte@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 10 months ago

Griffith!!

[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll be in my bunk

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[–] TIN@feddit.uk 10 points 10 months ago

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can I get a rock and stone?

[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

We're Rich!!

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Mushroom

[–] K4mpfie@feddit.org 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

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[–] xpk3@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I am that guy

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Great scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character

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[–] Thicc_Jamez@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Thank god fish aren't into cash.

[–] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

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[–] a_baby_duck@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Give dactyl

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.

[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 6 points 10 months ago

*sigh* Bapenada?

[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

No luck catching them swans then?

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

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[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 10 months ago

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

[–] improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You hear about Pluto?

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Machine, turn back now

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[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So what is it?

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