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[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

PRAISE ANOIA!

Oh merciful Anoia, guard our kitchens and protect our drawers!

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Because eventually you'll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

Because having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago (9 children)

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

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[–] zarlin@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Incandemon@lemmy.ca 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

rattle rattle

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

it got in it can get out

[–] bratorange@feddit.org 9 points 18 hours ago

If it wasn’t so true

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 17 hours ago

For me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

C'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (10 children)

Mine is measuring cups that stack weird.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Why the hell are they in the same drawer?

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[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Burger patty press still in the cardboard

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

The spatula is a classic one

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That fucking potato masher. My fiancee uses one of these. Just use the damned egg beaters! The machine packs away easy and the mashed potatoes are super light and fluffy.

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] ReeSilva@bolha.forum -1 points 18 hours ago

hahahahhahahahahahahhaaahhaahhaha amazing

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