this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

This is why we love the Saints. Terrible at football but at least they know how to party after the game.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

You suck your cousin's tiny penis on Thanksgiving?

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

We're discrete about it. Grandma is there, it's the right thing to do.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 14 points 1 day ago

All I think when I see this picture is "Moshi moshi Jesus desu"

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 9 points 23 hours ago

I just say I'm stepping out for J, and then my auntie tells me to hold up while she puts her leg on because she's coming too.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Are they going to smoke?

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ya, family holidays are stressful. If you smoke weed and know a relative smokes weed, it's tradition to "go for a walk" or have a "safety meeting" or "take out the trash" to break away from the main group and get some fresh air.

In my family it's my brother and his wife. Usually right after dinner.

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And how does the family react when they come back in with red eyes and reeking of weed?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Well that’s what the safety meeting is for, planning on being safe when the family reacts badly

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Time for a safety meeting

About time to roast this bird 😶‍🌫️

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 day ago

"Wanna blow the Horn of Gondor?"

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Gotta return a voicemail from my funky friend frank