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What is this bullshit? (the text at the top) (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by TrueStalinistPatriot@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
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It's the Jerboa app if that matters I'm new to lemmy in general and I don't really know where to ask this question so sorry if this doesn't belong here I tried to look it up but couldn't find anything

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a site tagline. It's a collection of in-jokes, shibboleths, high quality lib breakdowns, practical advice, prophecies, and dick jokes. When you load the page a tagline gets selected from a very very long list at random.

In this case it's a completely bizarre and ludicrous statement that some lib made when they wandered in here.

[–] TrueStalinistPatriot@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That makes sense thanks

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sometimes it's a an emoji of Biggs. biggs

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

that's not just any hamster, that's BIGGS

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

You're very right I should have been more specific.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They are funny posts that get chosen at random, this one is one of my favorites

spoiler

get home from work in the United Soviet States of America in 2024

thirty hour weeks are tough, but I get more vacation days than most people in order to make up for it

boot up my home PC, an Electronika 9100 XMT

it's located in my garage, in a standard rack mount along with its standard power source and network components

head to the terminal in my living room to actually use it

computer monitor makes a satisfying hum as it comes to life

see the logo for the default OS pop up

it's a Linux distribution maintained by the Computing Centre of the Academy of Sciences

it's good enough

go into Firefox, log onto my favorite website

it's called Hexbear, it's a pretty standard BBCode forum

see that I have a private message

a comrade is calling me a revisionist

they sent me a picture of a pig pooping on its balls

[–] TrueStalinistPatriot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I just got it

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Tagline, we've got a bunch. One of them tells you about our best comm: hexbear.com/c/hentai

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

de-rhetoric : Hey. Psst. Word on the street is youre trying to build communism again!

[–] TrueStalinistPatriot@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Who here isn't?

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

one thing it is not

bullshit

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

waow-based

[–] imikoy@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

one conversation I had with a tanker

de-authority: Lots of feeligs. Feel it up, way up.

lt-dbyf-dubois: "Oh my god! TALKING TO TANKER?! Is that what you just said to me? I can't BELIEVE you were talking to a tanker!"

de-authority: You're saying it really loud, but it's not coming out right. Maybe add more indignation?

lt-dbyf-dubois: "So you have just... just... taken this tanker that was at the docks and TALKED to it, right?!" (Point at the sea, where the tanker is located.) "Engage in political discussion with a tanker right there in front of a cargo crane, because you wanted to? In the HARBOUR?!"

de-authority: More.

lt-dbyf-dubois: "RIGHT THERE IN THE HARBOUR?!"

de-authority: MORE.

lt-dbyf-dubois: "GIVING DOCKWORKERS A LITTLE... DOCKS-LIB-SHIP-TALK-SHOW?!"