"Son, a good woman is like a deep-fried chimpanzee: rare, surprising, and certainly not what you expected, but somehow, she keeps you coming back for more."

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

"The screams may be funny, but the hair gets caught in your teeth."

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

I hate every woman I see, from woman-A to... what again?

Anyway I'm a ~~misogymnast~~ ~~mysogingo~~ I hate ~~deep fried monkeys~~ women.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The reason you are having trouble with this is your taking it as a metaphor, but in fact it is cooking advice, Makes a lot more sense now doesn’t it?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Batter the fuck out of them first?

[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He better be explaining this one seeing as it's a simile

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Explaines easily by examining what is really in his pipe

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Deep Fried Chimpanzees would be a good gorillaz parody band