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Tell me who won the election without telling me who won the election (hexbear.net)
submitted 8 months ago by Infamousblt@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I honestly don't know and it'll be funny if I still don't know even after people have commented in this thread

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 106 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The bourgeois

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

freeman-true

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

oh shit i told you who won sorry sorry trying to delet my post

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

same-as-it-ever-was

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fascism won.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 8 months ago

And will continue to win until everyone gets off the goddamn couch and into the streets. Organize unionize strike

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

jeb

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

I knew it

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I may not be Dale Earnhardt

[–] YuccaMan@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

All-time best Felix bit

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

Everyone loses.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Palantir and Lockhead

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nukes are flying

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

i knew jill wouldn't let us down

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was guessing RFK

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

VP

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

beanis

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

waow-based

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

I also didn't know the result when i commented

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

it's funnier than you think

[–] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

racist-lorry-driver

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 8 months ago

This may be even more painfully on point than the measurehead comment.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

blob-on-fire

[–] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The bad part of the country got their way

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[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

back-to-me-shining

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

not-hillary

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

angery

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Girl reading this

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

joker-dancing

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[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

measurehead

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[–] Barx@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

It was me. I was on hexbear the whole time.

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Frycook extrodinaire

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

jetstream-troll

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

coconuts dont fall far from the tree

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Probably Bowser

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

ohio bellwether

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

John Trolling

Maybe measurehead

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Business PartyI still don't know who won, and I'm going to sleep soundly without that knowledge in my head.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

🐿🐿🐿

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 8 months ago

To quote Larry Fink the CEO of black rock - it doesn't matter who the president is. Wall street still wins.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

CNN still hasn't called the election, despite the winner being obvious. I hope this is informative

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Wriggling jam

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Candice

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

hillary-apartment

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