I think it's more likely he'll die of old age, he'll have to start doing some pretty wacky things to get into getting JFKd territory
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He’s old and out of shape right now, so making it look like “natural causes” would be easy to pull off in a way that even his supporters wouldn’t know any better.
I kinda think it's the exact opposite, that even if he died of natural causes over the next 4 years there would be a million conspriacy theories about the liberal driller taking him out
These are people who think JFK Jr. will rise from the dead
@pooh I'm not sure he has the gas in the tank to rock the boat even as much as last time
Just like none of us have the gas in the tank to protest like last time
I could be wrong
This term was always going to be just a rubber stamp for the Republican agenda. His energy only matters insofar as how much he can excite his base into playing Freikorps.
@pooh also I know it's been a minute but your new sona is awesome and really cute
I will stop being lazy and figure out my real Hexbear login again one of these days. Mastodon is almost as overrun by libs as real life rn
i also think he'll die in office, but regardless of how he dies, that'll martyr him anyway