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Russian teachers wear tinfoil hats to protect themselves from NATO satellites

Action activist Vladislav Bokhan sent a letter to schools in central Russia on behalf of United Russia demanding that they hold a patriotic event – to make tinfoil hats, the so-called “Helmet of the Fatherland,” to protect themselves from radiation from NATO satellites.

As a result, the task was completed by the MKOU Bobrovsky Educational Center "Leader", Krikshanskaya Secondary School No. 3, Kolodezyanskaya Secondary School, Novovoronezhskaya Secondary School No. 1, Arkhangelskaya Secondary School, as well as Baychurovskaya and Nikolskaya Secondary Schools.

"Continuation of measuring the level of fascism in Russian society based on Umberto Eco's essay "Eternal Fascism". This time, the criterion under study was "obsession with conspiracy". According to the legend, NATO plans to irradiate the Russian population with electromagnetic pulses using satellites! And teachers in the Voronezh Region must stand up for the defense of the homeland and conduct a master class "Helmet of the Fatherland" on making tinfoil hats," Bokhan wrote.

According to him, children were involved in making the “Helmet of the Fatherland” at the Baichurovskaya and Nikolskaya secondary schools, and the teacher of one of them demanded a diploma or certificate of participation.

Earlier, the protester demanded that on behalf of United Russia, Putin be congratulated with portraits of Stepan Bandera. The teachers used the posters sent by Vladislav and did everything the prankster asked. They also sent Bokhan reports and posted them in school groups on social networks.

Before this, the prankster sent a letter to a school in Klin asking them to hold an event called “Labor liberates” with posters reading “One people, one nation, one ruler!”

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Without the flag I wouldn't be able to tell if these idiots were Russian or Americans

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There are idiots in every country. It's weird these are supposed to be teachers tho 🤔

[–] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

As someone who went to school, teachers are far from exempt from believing incredibly stupid things.

[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The competent ones died in Ukraine or are now working in an arms factory for probably 3times the salary.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Americans dont dress like that.

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

i mean the clothes arent exact but the hats are spot on

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This could easily be a joke too

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That could be said of pretty much everything nowadays.

Weird timeline.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please stop, it's not funny anymore.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh, we haven't even started yet. Get your popcorn ready

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I've been eating popcorn for seventeen years straight. When will it end...

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Tell that to the world, please.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, and I've never heard of the source. I call hoax.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

“One people, one nation, one ruler!”

To be fair, how is a school teacher supposed to know that's a Nazi slogan, just because it's common knowledge? /s
https://www.bbc.co.uk/history/worldwars/wwtwo/nazi_propaganda_gallery_03.shtml

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don't do common knowledge in Russia.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Of course they do! All common knowledge is created and approved by the central knowledge body.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago

According to this article this was part of a performance art project by an anti-fascist activist, who asked the teachers to do that activity just to see if they'd be willing to do it.

[–] UncleStewart@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That just works more like an antenna than anything else..

[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's just what they want you to believe.

[–] UncleStewart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Probably why they "see" things clearer

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I'm getting Lenin was a mushroom vibes from this