Maybe we ought to bring in some outside consultants to advise on how to go forward. I hear McKinsey is known for their consulting expertise.
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What if we means-tested the struggle sessions?
That sounds like a proposal that we can reach across the aisle to accomplish!
No... This is an inter-Marxist Leninist conflict, and Hexbear's mods oughta take a page from Lemmygrad, or face its tanks!
What are you, color revolutionary?
Maybe it's time for a centrist approach, neither left nor right, something we can all do to appeal to the moderates and bring them into our big tent party.
Hell yeah, a center between the struggle sessionists (Hexbear) et the reconciliationists (Lemmygrad)
The question is: who's going to move to the center FIRST?
Well we do of course. We have to meet the right-wing halfway. To do otherwise would be uncivil.
Hexbear can have a bit of austerity, as a
ritual.
We must employ McKinsey to fix the vote
First Hexbear Mechanized Batallion "Menaker's Menaces" reporting in!
Hexbear 420th Armored Division "Michael Dukakii" standing by!
Pretend we're Cuba and you're the Soviet Union
Cuba
Nah, y'all are like Hungary or Czechoslovakia...
I will never be like the Hungarians 
Sorry, lemme change it
POV: you're Khalq Afghanistan, when the USSR enters (1979)
or
POV: Khmer Rouge, when Vietnam enters (1978)
Our people yearn for freedom, our people yearn for the hut
Send tanks, Khrushchev.
Alr
@CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml @DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml @darkcalling@lemmygrad.ml
Permission to order tanks onto Hexbear, to stabilize the mod situation and institute Democratic centralism?
I am a subordinate, but I shall take this request to the Lemmygrad.ml mods. It is currently pending whether they would respond / s
tankies' tank struggles are tanking themselves
we just need a bit more give and tank
It’s calmed down a bit, we’re gonna have to buy new windows to replace the ones that got shot out over the weekend but I think we’ll be fine
If this shit isn’t 100% done by Wednesday though I’ll be your Zhukov and help yall install the other powerposters who barely interacted with the crisis as interim admins, I’ve got grants from the Juan Guaidó Leadership fund under my pillow to help them just in case
this situation has now been resolved
struggle sessions suck but they are a part of our national character and cannot be resolved by outside interlopers. the only way out is through (posting)
Even if its mod-infighting?
We wouldn't be wanna be leftists if we didn't do infighting
Blocko, it's an intra-moderator infighting... any average Joe can practice freedom of thought, but leaders should be the ones setting DemCent, not disobeying it... that being said, it seems to have finished, so welp...
be the tank you want to see in the world
Can anybody explain me TheSituation?
As I understand it Admins did the stupid rename, everyone told them they didn't like their pointless change, and instead of backing off they did a tantrum followed by users doing bigger tantrums
Why not revert back to one week ago and that's it problem solved
I guess... I've also heard something about cult of personality regarding TC69, and mod bans, under the veil of irony and humor
But I think the mods are already self-critting, by now
I think it's less "cult of personality" than "clash of personalities"
Huh, that makes more sense... wait, who was the other personality opposed...? Was it Alaskaball? PM_Me_Your_Foucaults?
Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the tanks?
Quick, send in the tanks!
Don't bother, they're here...
tankies are better than tanks. lol