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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thank god yes people i would like to be assimilated i will bring my knowledge of media theory and extensive shitposting skills.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Log in, comrade. It is time.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Sudo app.get frank

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

well i thought it was a funny bit

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The only Borg I respect is Mork Borg.

So suit up motherfucker, one of us is going to hell tonight! picard-direct-action

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

We are the Dead God's Prophet and we're all out of profits.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

This is a great bit, keep it up pup/s

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Shhh stop we can't let them know our plans! doggirl-sweat

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Wait, why did you post a selfie of us ?

Now we have all been doxxed

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Bizzaro looking ass ship