Thank god yes people i would like to be assimilated i will bring my knowledge of media theory and extensive shitposting skills.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Log in, comrade. It is time.
Sudo app.get frank
nuh uh
well i thought it was a funny bit
well its back >:)
The only Borg I respect is Mork Borg.
So suit up motherfucker, one of us is going to hell tonight!
We are the Dead God's Prophet and we're all out of profits.
This is a great bit, keep it up pup/s
Shhh stop we can't let them know our plans!
Wait, why did you post a selfie of us ?
Now we have all been doxxed
Bizzaro looking ass ship