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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I wrote this as a bit and y'all are actually praising me now and it's absolutely made my day. I'm actually blushing right now

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You deserve every single compliment we give you doggirl-thumbsup

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

hyperflush doxxing myself and breaking the rules but here's a selfie of me right now

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Was genuinely looking in the Bureaucrat DMs for a selfie. Oops. Woosh.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Yoda confirmed member of the bureaucracy

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

The sideways Kiryu bit is always funny and makes me laugh every time

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The best part is that from the outside it looks like you're praising yourself but only you know what posts you didn't make

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

unbitthe only comment of mine on this thread i made was the one where i said i had a nice ass, which would have been too far if it was anyone else

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Really glad to know it was you! Phew

I was about to say something but then you replied to that comment

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Blush more, dummy, you're gonna get more praise from us!

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've always thought your username was cute. I don't know why but, I've always wanted to offer that compliment.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Wow! I'm very humble and grateful for such generous praise! Thank you, @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net!

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Why is this in badposting? It’s just true

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's probably super hot and really funny with a great ass too!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

this is all very true about me, thank you

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

She is actually super nice and posts pictures of cute hamsters

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Bureaucrat knows what's up

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

i mean, true

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Hexbear is, and I say this with no bias, the website with the most attractive users

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

She's also super nice, and makes everyone's day better when she makes a post

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

She really is ✨

[–] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't comment or post much but I know your name! Always seemed cool and I hear you have a nice ass which makes you doubly cool.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

It's dummy thick and the claps alert me to your position