I wrote this as a bit and y'all are actually praising me now and it's absolutely made my day. I'm actually blushing right now
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
You deserve every single compliment we give you
doxxing myself and breaking the rules but here's a selfie of me right now
Was genuinely looking in the Bureaucrat DMs for a selfie. Oops. Woosh.
Silly Bureaucrat
I am silly
WE are silly
Silly are we
Yoda confirmed member of the bureaucracy
The sideways Kiryu bit is always funny and makes me laugh every time
The best part is that from the outside it looks like you're praising yourself but only you know what posts you didn't make
unbit
the only comment of mine on this thread i made was the one where i said i had a nice ass, which would have been too far if it was anyone else
Really glad to know it was you! Phew
I was about to say something but then you replied to that comment
Blush more, dummy, you're gonna get more praise from us!
I've always thought your username was cute. I don't know why but, I've always wanted to offer that compliment.
Why is this in badposting? It’s just true
She's probably super hot and really funny with a great ass too!
this is all very true about me, thank you
She is actually super nice and posts pictures of cute hamsters
Bureaucrat knows what's up
i mean, true
Hexbear is, and I say this with no bias, the website with the most attractive users
She's also super nice, and makes everyone's day better when she makes a post
She really is ✨
I don't comment or post much but I know your name! Always seemed cool and I hear you have a nice ass which makes you doubly cool.
You can hear my ass?
It's dummy thick and the claps alert me to your position