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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh fuck he's got a hat

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And I'm not afraid to use it!

I've made tremendous progress with my hat phobia. blob-no-thoughts

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

WOOF!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

who dis fry

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You, and me, and everybody else.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm not a Buddhist.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Dalai Lama and a clueless reporter go to order (vegan) hot dogs. The reporter says, "I'll have one with everything"

spoiler

And nobody laughs

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

i hope to god nothing happens to kevin bacon grillman

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

did you just say bacon doggirl-happy

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Some of us aren't either!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's cultural appropriation you stinky

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Okay, SHINKANtrain

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Whyn't cha pom poko for us, and turn that pee into wine

Turn that pee into 🍷!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do they really do that in that movie?

Sounds like Jesus with a fetish.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, it's an absurd Eric Andre reference, Tanuki

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

I am old.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stinky racoon dog

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I warned you. meow-knife-trans

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

scared is th... that folded nippon steel???!!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Folded more than 10000-com times.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ow! My Walz

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

I don't get it.

[–] Lawn_and_disorder@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pom poko

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My uncle was a stunt double for the giant testicles scenes.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The raccoon also spelled racoon[3] and sometimes called the common raccoon or northern raccoon to distinguish it from the other species, is a mammal native to North America

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

thats a different kind of Raccon , then pictured in the post or in your Profil Pictures ..

sorry but the japanese are to racist to not notice .

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My mom is one kind of raccoon and my dad is the other. That way I can pretend to be either, as convenient. think-about-it

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm referencing this.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

this is inappropriate Behaviour , he draged you out to put you on a Pedestal to then Point and Laugh at you based on his pervied lack of your racial Purity , sorry i didnt know the backround ..

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net what do you have to say for yourself ?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Peepeepoo

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

more and more people are saying this

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

this is inappropriate Behaviour , he draged you out to put you on a Pedestal to then Point and Laugh at you based on his pervied lack of your racial Purity , sorry i didnt know the backround ..

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net what do you have to say for yourself ?

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Tanuki chan kawaii kedo kinntama dekai!

Study that blade

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How big are your balls?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

yuge

[–] Lawn_and_disorder@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Pom poko

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Stinky racoon dog