this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

System Shock 2 if it was written by badposters:

A beanis crawled up my arm and rested on my neck. When he whispered into my ear, I felt a tingle... He told me how to make a weapon to help us against our enemies. And here's the thing... it's made of beanis... it even fires beanis... but it stings like you wouldn't believe.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

You'll succumb eventually

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

artificial-intelligence GOOD FOR YOU, HACKER sentient-ai

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Glory to the beanis. I am a voice in their choir.