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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Definitely a bad post. I could explain why but this is badposting so no effort allowed

[–] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Until I can get top-cop and sickomogus miniatures leading Lord Abaddon’s troops, I call BS

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many funkopop novels you read, Girb?

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

All of them

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok so hear me out, 40k Funkopops

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I went to a hobby store in China that did in fact, have 40k stuff, and some of that stuff was off brand unofficial funko pop 40k stuff. I wish I remembered to take a pic of the funko pop ultramarines.

[–] TerribleHands@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I went to a hobby store in China that did in fact, have 40k stuff

Pretty sure GW even has official stores in China. Nerd virus spreads everywhere.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I always thought of funkpops as being more like pokemon.

Which is to say you should go around taking them by force from weaker players.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

stay right where you are, heretic

a kill team of Grey Knights has been dispatched and will be teleporting to your location shortly

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

No, Warhammer is unassembled Funkopops.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Warhammer 40k is different though

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago