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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 29 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Man can't fight any fighter his own age because he knows he'd be fucked, so he challenges older men out of their prime. What next? Is he gonna start challenging kindergartners to fight him so he can continue to feel superior?

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago

Agreed Tyson still whipped his ass, hes double the age and paul won by 4 little taps.

[–] Babalugats@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Netflix should never be allowed near another sporting event. Ever. From start to finish it was shit. I would also like to take this moment to point out that Rosie Perez is not the first lady of boxing.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

She talk good and all that

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 24 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Haven’t watched it, but did he seriously win? That doesn’t compute for me.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 61 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Knees weak, throwing up blood on his flight already, mom’s spaghetti.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 57 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, he "won" against Tyson. Tyson looked old and weak, legs were not with him... Paul didn't even go full ham, Tyson barely threw punches, and you could tell it wasn't full effort for either fighter.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Taking in the fact that late 30s is already considered old in boxing years, an almost 60 year old former champ losing to a young opponent with decent experience should start to make sense.

[–] KeefChief13@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Tyson looked good the first 2 rounds. By the 3rd he was drained, looked like an old man, legs failed him, he was bobblin around in there while Jake threw jabs from distance and landed more shots. Went to the judges.

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

That first punch that landed on Paul’s face made him stop dancing around like an idiot… but yeah after 2 rounds it became just a war of attrition, where Tyson’s knees (which apparently were in a brace outside of the fight itself) just couldn’t hold up and let him close the gap and deliver any of his admittedly still-fierce punches.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago

I didn't watch the whole thing but Paul's shots didn't even seem like they had any power behind them. He won on points obviously because Tyson was drained but it felt like even old man Tyson could have just stood there and tanked those weak-ass punches.

Disclaimer: all I know about boxing I learned from Rocky movies.

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 11 points 23 hours ago

The age advantage alone is huge.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 points 22 hours ago

1980 all over again

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 22 hours ago

George Foreman better watch out

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago

Breaking: Jake Paul dug some graves and challenged Muhammad Ali for a fight

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Jimmy carter gonna beat his ass

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 19 hours ago

It will consist of 4 x 20 second rounds and they will both be wearing inflatable Hulk Hands.

The expected pay day is $100 million each.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Lol, rapist Tyson VS POS youtuber.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't raise Mike Tyson was a rapist until I read an article about this upcoming fight. Tainted my view of the man

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He's been an aggressive asshole all his life. I don't get why people adore him but, hey, looks who's president of the us again.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 11 points 19 hours ago

I barely knew anything about him tbh. I knew four things:

  • He was a world-class boxer
  • He owned a tiger
  • He has a lisp
  • He was in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

I only respected him because he was one of the best in the world at something. I knew nothing of his character, which I now know is bad

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

The joke is on him because Jimmy will be using a coffin ⚰️ for gloves. It's not illegal!

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Make a three part ad show