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I'll go first.

3 options

  • Going back to 1964 to watch the Duke Ellington's Montreal show. Try to meet the man and the musicians. Hang around my city.
  • Go in the end of the 70s to meet my parents before they had kids. Grab a couple of beers and party with my young adults parents. See my uncles, etc. in their young time
  • Going to 1881 during the couple of days when Nietzsche wrote Zarathoustra. I want to discuss with guy even if he is supposed to be writing all day long. No consequence right.

What are yours?

EDIT: I'll clarify: You can't affect the timeline. It means you cant go back to try to get rich with stocks, lottery, etc. It's like going to see a movie, when you come back the world will be exactly the same. You can interact with people, but in the end, the day you spend in the past will not have existed for anyone but you, in your memories.

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[–] lud@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

I would go back to ancient Rome, Athens, or somewhere similar and just do turism.

It would be incredibly cool to just look around and feel it how the world has back then. Video games like Assassins creed Odyssey scratch that itch but it would obviously be cooler in real life.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I'd like to go back many times to earlier in my life and try different dialogue options.

Like that time you thought of the perfect comeback two days later?

Or just learn how people act and react. If I say this, they react that way. Now if I say that how do they react?

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I would go back to when this post had no comments and be the first so I can explain to everyone else what no consequence means. That way when I come back to the present I can still be disappointed by half of the answers in this thread.

[–] Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu 1 points 1 hour ago

Except no one would be able to read your comment before posting because, again, no consequence. So that's pointless.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Right? Even with my edits to clarify people just want to buy bitcoins lol.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

Find out a burning question that paleontologists have but can't find an answer to and tell them where to look.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Oh, not back to yesterday? Back to any time/place for a day?

I think it would be too hard to access any of these events or people - you'd go back then just end up in jail or something. I would like to see the moon though, so if it's a literal anything is possible situation I'll hitch along with those guys, on the first moon landing.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Put a large bet on Leicester City to win the Premier League.

The odds were 5000-1, and the last person standing cashed out their £50 stake at £75000. I'd have put £500 on for an initial £2.5m, maybe an accumulator on the top 4 to double it, and live a comfortable life off of the winnings.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

What I do redacted.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Good luck with the bookies paying out. Had betway refuse to pay out a £500 bet once. Deleted my account with them shortly after.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

There was a huge worry about this at the time, but considering the odds were so large, there were maybe 2-3 people that had actually made this bet that kept it after Jan. If they were to not pay out they'd have worldwide exposure and every other bookie taking their business.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

(Assuming that "no consequence" also means that I won't die on the trip...)

  • Witness the Tunguska impact.

  • See a Beatles show when they were just some small time dudes playing in a crummy club.

  • Visit the Great Exhibition of 1851 and go inside the Crystal Palace

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Go back to see how they built Stonehenge

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Turns out they were utilitarian and had no bearing on astral observations.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of utility was it used for?

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 1 points 56 minutes ago

Maybe they held the roof up on a large communal space?

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I would prefer to go back in time literally 24 hours and HAVE consequences.

I would not eat the food that likely gave me food poisoning.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Hope you feel better soon.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago

If there were no consequences, I can think of a few different things I'd wanna see.

  1. Just out of morbid curiosity, what an atomic bomb dropping looks like when it explodes, being there in person rather than just seeing footage (from a safe distance with protective equipment, just in case I can still get hurt, otherwise get as close as possible if there are absolutely zero consequences to my actions, as if I'm a spectator in minecr*ft).
  2. Probably just go back in time and watch as many cartoons as I could back in the early netflix streaming era because I absolutely love cartoons.
  3. Definitely go back in time and watch either An American Tail or Fivel Goes West in theaters because I really like both movies.
[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
  • Going back to slavery and beat some slave masters
  • Meet my mom when she was younger, maybe in high school. Tell her that she seems like a lovely young lady and very smart. I don't think she heard that enough.
  • Go back to the first day I got my first cat.
  • I would like to see a royal party of some kind.
  • Go to a Shakespeare play while he was still alive.
  • Go back to where my grandma alleges she met Bill Cosby to confirm if it's true, and, if so, punch him because apperently he was rude as hell.
[–] Chev@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why not do the first one in the present?

[–] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Because of the consequences and the ease of access to slave owners in the past I guess.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago

I would [REDACTED] so that no one has to deal with this shit.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Option 1: Attend Stewen Hawking's time traveller party - he likely won't expect someone so dumb though
Option 2: Watch and experience Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia - I often hear our conservatives argue this was actually friendly

I'd definitely try to record everything in both cases.

[–] daddy32@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

"Warsaw pact" makes it sound like it wasn't orchestrated by the fucking russians... It was friendly if you don't count the tanks fire, people overrun by them, tens of thousands people displaced....

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always suspected that Stephen Hawking's time traveler party did happen and there were many people there but Hawking's agreed to tell everyone that no one showed up.

I bet they also made a clone of Hawkings and left the clone behind and took the real him to the Future with them.

He's probably partying in 2743 right now in an 18 year old body, surrounded by beautiful futuristic space babes with neon hair and skintight glitter clothes.

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[–] Tazerface@sh.itjust.works -2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Is it possible to travel to the past without changing the timeline? Even going to a diner for a meal will make a ripple.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

Well considering time travel isn't a thing in the first place, I get to make the rules!

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If you assume that your visit creates a different timeline than the one you're coming back to, sure.

[–] lemmyknow 1 points 8 hours ago

Back to the Future but instead of going back in time, you're actually jumping to an alternate universe that happens to be the exact same as yours but whose time is shifted enough that the date there is the one you wanted to go to

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Go back to when I sold all 100+ Bitcoin for like $5 each and tell myself "no".

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Said no consequences so sorry, your younger self doesn't believe you and sells them anyway.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

"Some weirdo just tried to convince me this shit will be worth millions lol. Better sell it right away and get those 200 bucks back."

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Oh fuck, I felt bad for ditching two that I got free with a domain I bought, but over a hundred?!

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Initially I read that as “you can go back in time for 24 hours” and thought why would 24 hours ago be that interesting? :)

So my initial answer is: Not eating the late night burger I had last night.

My final answer is: San Francisco in the 60s/70s to hang out with the Dead and all the other amazing artists of that time. Maybe see a show at the Fillmore.

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[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Since I'm in tremendous pain from an inner ear infection; I would CLOSE THAT DAMN WINDOW!

[–] daddy32@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

No no no, that would have severe consequences on the timeline. You have to endure that.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

At first I thought you meant "go back in time 24hs" in which case my answer would have been "yes! And get my haircut elsewhere!!!" But seeing what you mean for real, and with no consequences, I'd go back in time to see extinct animals. Shame I can't bring photos back with me

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Kick my dad in the nuts on my conception night

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

No consequences

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

My two choices:

  • Pontic Steppe, around 3000 BCE. Likely region where Late Proto-Indo-European was spoken.
  • northern Lazio, around 650 BCE. If possible/reasonable I want to spend a bit of time in an Etruscan city, then in a Faliscan city, then in a Sabine one. I'm OK travelling by foot if necessary, as long as there's always people talking around me.

In both cases I want to be able to record everything people say. Preferably video, but audio is good enough. I just want to know better about languages of the past.

It's kind of tempting to include 1450 Uruguay as a choice, since we barely know anything about the Charrúa language. However the Charrúa weren't exactly friendly to outsiders, so this option would be only if neither side can interact with each other.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io -1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Killjoy: If there are no consequences there can be no memory of the event either. Our own future (from the time of returning from the past) would almost certainly diverge from the path of no knowledge otherwise, and that would be a consequence.

As such, every one of us might already have this ability, we just don't remember doing it.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

My post, my rules lol! The timeline is identical, but you remember what you did during those 24 hours.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

I think they meant no influence on the target timeline, not that you'd forget about the event.

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