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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 28 minutes ago
[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 58 minutes ago

My usual response to this: Nothing. If you have to get me something, give me chocolate (or something else I can eat or drink).

I have my own money. If I need something, I buy it. And if I don't buy it, I don't need it and don't want anyone to get it for me.

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This takes a left turn if that is one of those ladles made with the super cancer black plastic that we're all supposed to throw away now.

[–] LilaOrchideen@feddit.org 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh great another way I'm going to die. Bury me with my mothers black plastic scrambled egg spatula I grew up with.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

The article says that this applies to current black plastic because a lot of it is sourced from the recycling of other plastics that might have included toxic chemicals. Black spatulas from before recycling was a thing might be alright.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

You know you’re getting old when you think, “That’s a decent looking ladle.”

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 44 minutes ago

What's decent about spoon shaped cancer? Black plastic is the worst

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Not stainless steel, looks terrible (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–] CaptainSkipper@feddit.org 6 points 4 hours ago

I prefer the ones with a little spout to make pouring easier.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I once wished for socks since I needed new socks and everybody thought I was joking. 😔

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I often wish for wool socks. Can never have too many when living in a place with cold winters.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

I get a pair of wool socks every christmas from my grandma's sister who makes them. Which is about the rate they get holes in them lol

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Tbh, a large spoon is a thoughtful gift.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What... are you going to do with it?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why u asking me, its not for me 👹

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Have at her, no relation ha