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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Or if I wuz a wurm?

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[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

Absolutely not

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

no

if you were a beanis, though....

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

Depends on whether or not you give me jalapeΓ±o flavored sunflower seeds

I don't ask for much

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago

Lmao a priori fallacy presuming I luv you in the first place nerd

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 8 hours ago

if u turned in to a worm would u eat urself?

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Only if you lived in RFK Jr.'s brain.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 9 hours ago

I would but it's poisonous in there

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

i read this in the voice of Amy Winehouse

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

The owl part is secondary to the pee-pee and the poo-poo really