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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)

>New logo is soulless slop

Every single company

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Makes it easier to forget them and not being able to keep them apart. That's really great for us. Less ads in our brains.

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I would have failed every design class I took in college if I submitted that. Why such wide kerning? Why lower case but upper G? Why so round? Why so completely unreadable at a distance because of micro serifs? There isn't one good design element in this.

[–] nepenthes@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It doesn't say "car" at all either; no elegance or prestige. The old logo was sexy. New one looks like a logo for bottled water or something.

Edit: it's like going from James Bond to Austin Powers.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Austin Powers has style. Crazy 60s style but style.

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think they want people to focus on the "agua" and the j and r are just little accents on it like its word art rather than a logo. Like, I literally picture the marketing weirdos at the meeting going off like this.

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[–] m_f@midwest.social 93 points 3 days ago (16 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Better:

  • Revolut (though a fintech company named after a revolution lacking the charge at the end is still moronic in several ways)
  • airbnb (from awful to meh)
  • Spotify (same)

Worse:

  • Pinterest (original fit the platform and what it is/was pretty much perfectly. Current is meh)
  • eBay (both are bad IMO, but at least the original was bad in a playful and eye-catching way. The new one is just more meh
  • Burberry (the stag was notable and signalled a history of old-fashioned quality that's suitably rugged. The new one is meh AND insecure about people knowing which London they're from)
  • Rimova (yet another fashion brand apparently afraid of being noticed
  • DF (from one of the best and most fashion-appropriate logos to an absolute eyesore and kerning nightmare that invites vandalism)
  • Jaguar (From absolutely iconic and great in every way to even uglier than the new DF one. I hope whomever came up with that got both fired and beaten and I'm a pacifist.)

The rest just go from meh to slightly different meh 🤷

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

I liked the old aibnb one.

Microsoft went from "boring with a bit of attitude" to just plain boring

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[–] electric@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Those old fashion logos are actually sick. Concerning that an industry that sells style would make these their logos.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Except eBay, that was always trash.

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[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 73 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I fucking hate this minimalist design trend more than it is probably reasonable to hate an aesthetic. It's got the personality of unfinished drywall.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly I think unfinished drywall has more personality. It’s utilitarian and rough around the edges, without the shiny surface veneer.

That new Jaguar logo is like somebody took a beautiful old house full of exposed brick and wood work and put a coating of white paint over everything.

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[–] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Soon there will be no color, no originality.

Just a single font to use everything will be homogeneous and consolidated. Minimal, inoffensive and focused grouped to appeal to everyone and also no one.

Movies, music, games, brands.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 113 points 3 days ago

"We're a tech company now!" logo

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago
[–] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago

A design consultant probably sent Jaguar a six-figure bill for this new logo, you know.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 17 points 3 days ago

The font is ugly.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow, they really took their logo from sexy, fast and expensive looking, to looking like an over priced soft drink?

That's impressive, haha.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

It looks like an off brand sportswear shirt you'd find on an African market.

[–] yax@feddit.org 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Top looks like it belongs on a nice sports car.

Bottom looks like you can find it on a new Multipla.

[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That font is awful. The G looks completely unrelated to any of the other letters.

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The G looks completely unrelated to any of the other letters.

I see this, since half of the letters appear to be uppercase, and the other half lowercase:

JaGUar

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[–] max_dryzen@mander.xyz 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

GUys I'm from ~~2040~~ 2035, here's Microsoft's logo

MS corporate comms army did a sik job getting across those inscrutable monolith vibes, I bet when it launched they all clapped (even though clapping is in performance reviews)

BONUS: heres Amazon, Faceberg and Nvideo too (yay diversity)

spoiler

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[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

/uj Technically this is their new logo:

J a G U a r is just their new typeface (I think that’s the name?); and apparently/allegedly is to make the pronunciation closer to UK English, rather than American.

Either way, though - it’s still..

/j

..pReTtY fArKiN’ sToOoPiD.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I would have guessed that was a Puma logo.

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[–] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

They went from luxury car company to mediocre smartphone brand

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 37 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Somewhere in Jaguar HQ, a marketing firm convinced the CxO suite that the most pressing problem facing the company was that the logo was wrong. So, in the interests of the shareholders they write off the goodwill value of the existing brand and dump millions of euro into this.

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

That looks like marketing, let their six-year-old design the logo. Half the letters or lowercase and half are uppercase.

[–] EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Their logo doesn't have a jaguar and their car commercial doesn't have any cars. Fuck it, whatever

[–] Crafter72@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Awh hell nah, no more JAAAAAAAAAAG :(

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 24 points 3 days ago

It takes a heroic amount of cocaine to make something so devoid of taste and see it through.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I love how the new logo could be literally done in less than a minute on fucking microsoft office. They didn't even bother with a cool looking font, just generic curvy shit

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[–] patak@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

oversimplifying logoes and stuff makes me rage, especially this

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hate these new logos these corporations make, the old jaguar logo looked like power the new one looks like some weird startup.

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're trying to impress investors with 'serious' design, not stand out with a unique one

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nothing says "serious" like mixing upper and lower case letters yet keeping them all the same height, so it looks like a third grader wrote it

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