he'll live to 110 because this is hell
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buckle up.
Of course he will. He has access to the absolute best healthcare on the planet. Once he jumps back in the saddle were some medical emergency to happen, Democrats like Fetterperson will be howling about how he’s our president and he deserves it. For Democracy and shit. D’s and R’s will move heaven and earth to get him whatever lifesaving procedure he needs to bloodlet the fish delights coursing thru his veins.
Man has access to healthcare none of us can comprehend. He isn’t going anywhere short of an outright heart explosion.
Democrats like Fetterperson
If they can keep Biden alive they can keep Trump alive
They can't do much about the dementia thing though!
all those things have the best preservatives that modern science can buy; maybe they're so effective that they're preserving him as well. lol
He's embalming himself
Trump winning the election then dying before taking office would be pretty convenient for the people who actually run the empire. Just saying.
...yes, it's better for him to survive the next 50 months than the alternative: bart simpson in the white house vs. someone competently malicious...
I think he's right about his idea that human bodies are like batteries but it only applies to him. If he can stay under, say, 50 steps a day he'll live to 120
I'm still thinking the funniest possible result is he *does before taking office.
Although what might be funnier is if he *does before starting his third term, after going through all the trouble of actually running again.
*Dies
What the hell autocorrect??
He gets elected for a 3rd term, libs huff and puff about the rules but take no action. He dies of natural causes just before his 3rd term starts and libs cheer about how they saved America
not just coca cola diet coke that shit is extra poison
Jizz D. Vance becoming president would be funny I admit.