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[–] S13Ni@lemmy.studio 11 points 10 hours ago

Very annoying when using a speaker with its own volume. Because of course I want to have phone loud for optimal signal, and set the volume at the end of the chain instead of amplifying weak signal.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 13 hours ago

I don't have this anymore, using CalyxOS.

I do remember getting this and it driving me nuts. I'M CONNECTED TO A SPEAKER NOT HEADPHONES REEEE

This and the "Are you still listening" pause EVERY OTHER SONG on my playlist is just so helpful. Helpful, that is, if the intent is to give me a fucking aneurysm.

[–] coolfission@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

These warnings gets so annoying on iOS too. It’s as if Apple doesn’t understand that AUX and high impedance headphones are a thing and need to be put in max volume to even be audible. At least there’s a way to disable it in Settings

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

If you have high impedance headphones and you're not using a headphone preamp you're not getting everything you paid for out of those cans.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

It's a Samsung "feature". If you turn the volume up high enough, it warns you about hearing loss. Even if what you are listening to is super quiet so you have to turn it up to hear, and even if you are connected to a speaker.

Edit: Apparently it's not just Samsung phones anymore, instead it is an Android 14 feature. And apparently some other OEMs have had a similar feature for a while.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 2 points 10 hours ago

WHAT??! I can't hear you!

[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think this is law in Europe. Here in Costa Rica I haven't seen this in my Note20 Ultra. The closest thing is this

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[–] win95@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

Hmm I'm in (western) Europe and don't get any volume warnings at all. Not sure why.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've been listening well above recommend levels for years, I've done work operating industrial machinery and my hearing tested among the best for my age. Just use hearing protection, and don't go nuts on the volume.

[–] 1ns1p1d@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Im the same as you. In my 50's. My hearing is severely damaged, and my right ear whistles like a thousand sex-crazed crickets 24/7.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This fucking thing must be a kernel level thing, because even AOSP ROMs can't get rid of it.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 1 points 13 hours ago

I have never once seen this message I'm my adult life, using Pixel phones since the pixel 1.

Although I do try to be respectful of my ears since I have fairly loud tinnitus already so maybe I just don't listen to music loud enough to trigger the message.

I think it's a legal thing so they're probably not allowed to get rid of it.

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nobody:

Memes that start with "nobody:" for literally no reason whatsoever:

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

kid named finger

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Every device I've seen do this can only reach lower levels of volume than most of the ones that don't (PCs, Walkmans, headphones with built-in radios...)

It's like that "save electricity, unplug charger" popup that I only ever saw on phones with switching power supplies, whose zero-load power is several orders of magnitude less than the heavy transformer ones. Or the constantly-moving 🔇 icon on LCD TVs, although it takes many consecutive days of a static picture to burn them in as opposed to CRTs, plasma and OLED ones. Even then, shifting it by 1 pixel per minute would be enough and way less annoying.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How to improve a meme in one easy step

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I really hate that “no one:” shit, it often doesn’t make any sense to me.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s just a qualifier to insinuate that no one cares about a certain topic and then there’s that one person that brings it up out of no where.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Shouldn’t it be “everybody: ” then?

Nobody: means that everyone has some feelings about it.

If it’s Nobody and the second line applying to the same thing then the nobody part is false, because the second bit implies that at least one person feels that way.

I just don’t get it, logically.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

"Nobody has said anything" sounds a bit better than "everyone has said nothing", which is about how it should be interpreted.

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

really should listen to this. I want to have normal hearing when I'm older.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

I agree with the concern you're raising, but most of the time I ran into it, I was using bluetooth to a radio that had its own volume control. The phone was just reacting to the volume setting, not listening and knowing it was too loud.

I haven't seen that happen in a long time, though. I saw elsewhere in the thread there was a way to disable it, so I might have done that, but I don't recall seeing it at all on the newer Samsung S24 I got early this year.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 105 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Dumbass phone has no idea what kind of headphones or devices i plugged into it and what other stuff i have connected in between. Stupid machine.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

My phone warns me I've been listening to music at a dangerous volume for a dangerous amount of time 100% of the time when I'm driving and listening via aux.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah lol, I'm often plugging in slightly high impedance headphones that it just can't drive very well. it's never seemed worth it run run a dac or get a special pair of phone headphones. i rarely use it that way anyway.

but yeah, pretty much every time i plug them in i have to confirm i want to hurt myself before it will allow them to be set to a useable volume.

and yes, i do still have a headphone jack, they are still out there if you're willing to not get a super expensive phone.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Protect your hearing please

  • person with Tinnitus
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Like that stupid ass notificstion 'internet disabled for this appliation. Go to settings to re enable it. Press ok to continue'. I know, i'm the one who disabled it in the first place, get lost.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck my hearing. What about my liver?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The liver is evil and must be punished.

[–] attero@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

There's an app for that: https://github.com/zacharee/Tweaker

You'll need to use adb to grant special permissions that an app can't request on its own.

adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.WRITE_SECURE_SETTINGS
adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.PACKAGE_USAGE_STATS
adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.DUMP
  • Audio & Sound --> Disable Safe Audio Warning --> Disabled
  • Persist Options --> Checkbox Disable Safe Audio Warning
[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I think this setting is reset on a phone reboot.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

meanwhile i wish mine would still warn me. sometimes i pop in my IEMs and then press play, and my phone is like "you were full volume with the bluetooth speaker, does this mean… you want the IEMs full blast, too?"

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago

your phone doesnt change it back when you disconnect Bluetooth? that's harsh.

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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This makes me irrationally angry. I don't need my phone babysitting my ears and the notification doesn't happen nearly frequently enough to matter anyway. It can be a distraction, especially while driving, i always think i need to pull over to answer a call but nope, just a half assed hearing protection measure.

Does anyone know of any apps or ways to disable the feature on android?

[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Copied from other comment:

There's an app for that: https://github.com/zacharee/Tweaker

You'll need to use adb to grant special permissions that an app can't request on its own.

adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.WRITE_SECURE_SETTINGS
adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.PACKAGE_USAGE_STATS
adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.DUMP
  • Audio & Sound --> Disable Safe Audio Warning --> Disabled
  • Persist Options --> Checkbox Disable Safe Audio Warning
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

You the real MVP

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Mine just caps sound to a maximum safe level by default,

I can go in the settings to disable this but why would i?

Hearing damage is no joke, and as a music lover it’s one of my worst fears.

I am not sure how it measures how loud the volume is but i have yet to experience the maximum not being loud enough.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You're dependent upon the recording you're listening to having been set to a decent volume to begin with. I will occasionally come across videos or music with significantly quieter sound than usual. I know what a good volume for my need at the moment is, while this warning is a dumb automatic pop-up based solely upon the single factor of the master device volume control setting - without any consideration for the actual decibels being output.

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If you're connected to a device that has independent volume management, then you can max out the phone volume and still have it be too quiet.

I most often run into this with my speaker setup in my workout room if I forget to turn up the volume on the receiver before hopping on the treadmill.

But, the other reason to not go too high is the audio can start degrading if the volume is too high on your phone.

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