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[–] jack@hexbear.net 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

if you're in NYC, consider reporting a false description of the assassin to the NYPD

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Start implicating everyone else at the shareholder meeting.

[–] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Business, plain and simple illegal-to-say Say hi to the misses for me

[–] Ath3ro@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

yes officer the man you’re looking for is a white man who works in finance, lives in soho and says the city has changed even though they moved from upstate ny 3 years ago

[–] FromPieces@lemmygrad.ml 54 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It appears the patriot who performed this public service has not yet been apprehended!

[–] Darthsenio_Mall@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Who would win, one cities law enforcement with a billion dollar budget of drones and robot dogs

OR

One quick guy on a bike?

[–] Darthsenio_Mall@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

lmao 🤞🤞🤞

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

crazy_frog.mp4

[–] buh@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm imagining that scene in spiderman 2 where he becomes unmasked on the train but everyone agrees to pretend they didn't see him

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

The person who did this has been chilling at my place for the last 12 hours binging Arcane with me. Couldn't have been them.

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For sure. Someone in another thread said the same except the Jack Reacher version.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

and he never will be

[–] OrganisationLeader@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"targeted attack"? Why don't the media use their less assumptuous wording like they do with Palestine? AFAIK "possibly a stray bullet found its way into a subject"

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

Billionaire found dead after he walked into bullet.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Military-aged billionaire reported as casualty by Democrat-controlled ministry of health

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

an alleged subject.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

So one way or another I'm happy CEO dude is dead and I want to stress that I am completely unqualified to make any sort of criminal assessment or profile of this situation. That said, if I'm right I want to say I called it so:

Looking at the footage I've seen I can't shake the growing feeling that as much as I'd love this to be someone doing an adventurism it actually kinda reads like a professional hit job. Most footage I've seen of political assassinations done for personal reasons (political or otherwise) don't seem like they're so cleanly executed (he fucking double taped) and they don't seem to get away so cleanly if they even try to run in the first place.

I could be totally off base but all I'm saying is: if this guy was an Amateur doing Adventurism...hot damn he made it look good. Mad props.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

I am completely unqualified to make any sort of criminal assessment or profile of this situation.

No one on Hexbear, including myself, has ever considered that an obstacle.

kinda reads like a professional hit job

I guess medical bills in USA got so high it's cheaper to hire a hitman instead

[–] knightly@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It doesn't read like a professional hit to me, more like a vendetta by someone with a background in the military, intelligence, or organized crime.

A professional hitman wouldn't use subsonic 9mm on an unmodified glock. They'd pick a .45 and mod the gun to cycle properly on -P ammo.

[–] let_me_tank_her@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

target eliminated, 47

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ya Brian Al haqeer

Wallah ejak al mot

[–] Ath3ro@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

What a horrible tragedy: They cancelled investor day!