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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Love you lil bro wherever you are. Hope your belly is full of delicious food, you are warm and cozy and are regularly getting the best head of your life from someone who loves you with all their heart. πŸ’―

[–] rkk@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No chance of catching him if someone is willing to hide and feed him for years. What was the motive?

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think he or somebody he loves is dying because United healthcare won't cover a life-saving operation or medicine.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He should be easy to identify then, just go through the data of United healthcare and find the list of people who have been denied life saving treatment.

It should not be to long.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

That is my issue with Scooby-Doo villains. They always leave such a easily traceable breadcrumb of evidence that takes you straight to their secret layer and unveils all of the twists and terms of their rascally schemes.

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m probably reading into things here, but then again we all are.

I saw cold hate in his posture when he did the deed. This is someone who lost their beloved to an algorithm.

And, yeah, he could be one of literally several million people that way.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really? Have you watched the uninterrupted start-to-finish footage? I struggled to find emotion of any kind. The way he walks toward Thompson after shooting him, clearing his pistol's misfire, is so unhurried and casual - it's what I look like putting my earbuds back in their case as I walk. The dude does not look emotional or even remotely stressed that he just shot someone in full view of another person.

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

That’s what I mean by β€œcold.” More β€œpast the point of emotion.”

Passionate violence is a different thing. Like you say, it looks very logical and planned. Casual.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that'd do it for me.

[–] DeadWorldWalking@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

He's a corrupt CEO of a health insurance company, which are inherently predatory and evil corporations.

So almost all Americans have a motive

[–] SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

His smiling face is somewhat similar to Altair's smiling face. And the interesting part is that both are Assassins.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

AI won't catch him.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope we never met our hero, but I hope he is warm and cozy eating some good French fries with lots of ketchup and an impossible burger.

We need a way to support him. I'm gonna start calling him Pete. President Joe, you should pardon him!

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I hope he's eating something good.

[–] shekau 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope he didnt commit suicide and is safe somewhere

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Women and men are ready to marry this guy, buy him drinks for life, put money in his commissary, write letters of support forever.

[–] John_CalebBradberton@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lowkey high key, he's hot. I can't lie.

Love to see a man that is happy with his work

This guy's life is going to be ruined for years if they ever admit they have the wrong guy in the photo. He'll likely get killed for being misidentified.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago

He's obviously the guy who played Paul in the new Dune movies

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

His chin, nose and cheeks look so pronounced, this could be a good face mask.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You think they expected to be a hero when the woke up that day?

[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Not even the shooter because NYPD is stupid.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

HEART stoppers, amirite?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anybody else think he looks a lot like Aaron Swartz?

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely the right casting for the biopic

Damn, now I’ve gotta rewatch Foundation.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

I'm wondering if some asshole would snitch on 'em like one did on Ted :/

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Blingee the guy who nearly killed trump

[–] bquintb@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I need this pic on a T-shirt asap.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Your McLeans are showing."

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I'd wear his clothes or something close to it for a week or two.