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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 171 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

When your "girlfriend" still has Hinge as her last name on your phone đź‘€

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Probably just saying "I'll change it later" every time it's noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, that's probably the third. Fuck.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago

What if that really is her last name lol?

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is "hinge" supposed to mean something?

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fascinating; never heard of it.

I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they don't work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently I'm more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

What's online dating like? What's it feel like to actually get a match? I'm married now so I'll never use them again.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 73 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If y'all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

[Deleted by user because they didn't read the other comments first like a dumbass]

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 43 points 4 weeks ago

Damn, the automated "comment removed" notices are getting brutal.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 51 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I wanna know what was said next

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as 'Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]'. Who are you again?"

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

My wife is still "Annie Freckles" in my contacts, 11 years later

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine has been labeled "Lisa Work" forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and that's become her profile ever since.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who has people's full names in my contacts? (I use tags or whatever my contacts app calls them to categorize them further)

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Most of my contacts are first and last names.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago

My contact in my fiancé's phone is still labeled "[Name]'s Brother" lmao, we first met at my brother's dnd game

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?"

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

"How come you taste so good?"

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago

... Because you're sweet ?

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 44 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

I dunno - 80°F might be good if you're an old nudist who's always cold.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, I so don’t get this

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 68 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP's screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

By Grabthar’s Hammer, that was a good breakdown!

~I just wanted to say By Grabthar’s Hammer~

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah is just not that funny. Got it

There has to be more than just that. Right?

[–] TychoQuad@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, Banana Bread.

I agree with gf heat is one "luxury" worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.