Just FYI, 95% of that sub is LLM slop, 4% is made up by humans, 1% is maybe true stories.
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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Yeah, this is definitely "Women be Cray-Cray, am I right gents? Upvotes to the right" 
Women do be shopping
And men be sportsbetting amirite fellas?
I lost my house to Draft Kings
lmao so true bestie!
tbf it was psychotic hetero shit pre-LLM, too
Oh shit, I didn't even think of that, but yeah, these "creative writing exercise" subreddits would be almost entirely LLM detritus at this point.
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His ex coulda farted on that chair
might even have shidded
Okay but snarts are funny
god this is carbrained
If I'm iffy about sitting in the carseat that your ex sat in, you can forget about me using the seat on the tandem your ex used. That's been all up between her buttcheeks
god now I'm curious how far you'd have to bicycle of theseus the tandem to get her to sit on it. Like is changing the seat fine? The handlebars, too? Pedals?
I'm curious how far someone would be willing to indulge the other. I can sort of understand being weird about a bicycle seat, if you have a thing with germs maybe. And the handles I guess, if they're made out of that cheap rubber that rubs off on your hands. By the time I'm asked to put a new bell on the bike is when I'll be tapping out.
But it's the queers ruining the sanctity of marriage
never questioning yourself at all tends to make people eventually become insufferable
MFW my ex sat on my face: 
Okay this is probably made up, but there was one time my (now former) GF and I got into a fight cuz we went to this restaurant and our server turned out to be my ex's roommate. Not even my ex, by her ROOMMATE!
Just put a bunch of bugs that eat dead skin there, problem solved
Another relationship saved by detritivorous insects, the little guys really get the job done.
Or, alternatively, apply a layer of fresh, neutral skin like fleshy gilt.
Many such cases
I hope the fiancé doesn't think too carefully about in what other places the ex has sat
Clinton Cargill I don't care what you say, I will not get into a car that HER pussy has touched
At least she ain't telling him to get a new bed