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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 97 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Pretty sure she's being sarcastic here. That's her whole schtick.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Pretty sure? I thought the Lemmy audience was better at detecting sarcasm than Reddit ☹️ I guess I'll have to keep on using sarcasm tags here too then.

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[–] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Women will never be interested in my paranoid rants about big tech and surveillance states

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[–] _haha_oh_wow_@kbin.social 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They know! Abandon your miniatures!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Only 1:1 models for me from now on!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Functional 1:1 models, of Power Armor!

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

wait, that's how you impresses girls? oh shit I've been doing it all wrong.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't worry, it has to be painted good to impress the ladies.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

why are you so cruel?

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Just keeping it real, don't rely on your Warhammer minis to pull chicks, gotta have a backup like winning a regional MTG tournament to really be rolling in the ladies

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lies. No woman ever is, has been or will be impressed by me discussing the relative merits of various road bike group sets.

[–] hemko@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because road bikes are for sissies. Real men ride the mountain.

Dura-ace? Ditch. Ride Saint, bitch.

[–] makairo@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That’s what you think biker boy

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[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie. Guys who put that much passion and attention to detail into their hobbies: That's hot yo.

[–] Resistentialism@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

My only hobby is motorbikes. I am unsure of how to put a lot of detail onto that hobby.

However. Throttle goes vroooom

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[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 41 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I litelarly had no interests before I got married. Now, even less.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Didn't she end up going full blown right-wing

[–] hakase@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

Shoe's never been right wing, and she's steadily moved further left throughout her career.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wasn't she always?

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah but she's hot

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's the non-binary of political identity. Is she left? Is she right? She'll never tell.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

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[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I admit it, it's true. Every since I got into Warhammer 40K I've had so much sex with tons of beautiful women. It's gotten so bad that I now get an erection, every time I look at the Emperor of Mankind

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

'now' you get an erection when you look at the Emperor of Mankind?

Meaning... you didn't before?

YES COMMISSAR, THAT'S THE HERETIC RIGHT THERE

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, so gay men dont develop interests ever?

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Us here would be people men want to fuck

[–] reverendsteveii@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 year ago

whore

well this is causing me to learn things about myself.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Pug Jesus, I just want to say, thank you for all of the content. Especially over at NCD. The majority of posts I see, come from you. Thanks for sharing to all the relevant places.

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[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't think being a sysadmin in the fringes of the internet can impress a girl

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm dunno dude I'm swooning

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of an episode of 'Cheers.'

Womanizer Sam realizes that everything he's ever done was to impress women. Played baseball to impress the ladies; brought a sports car to impress the ladies; brought a bar to have a cool job. Then Rebecca points out that he loves the 3 Stooges and all woman hate that stuff...

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[–] gmtom@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Isnt ShoeOnHead the lol so random XD right wing grifter

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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that were true... would not "impress them gurrls" be an interest to begin with?

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I only impress girls to impress girls

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

We play with figurines for the same reason you wear makeup, ladies. It's a nice little escape from reality.

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