this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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If you’re seeing this because of my bluesky post recommending you gtfo that site welcome to one of the coziest places on the internet for leftists & other queer folx.

Be chill, don’t be a debate nerd, & we have custom emotes here! catgirl-happy

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[–] min@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hi!!! Thanks for signposting. I don't promise to post much but it's great to be here. Now to find out how this place works…

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Just post a lot of our emojis and you'll fit right in

niko-happy chicken-bop

[–] GirlDicta@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The Assassination of BlueSky by the Coward Aaron Rodericks also hi all!

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

seriously, i can’t believe he is that bad at his damn job

[–] thelittleoutsider@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

the guy is just scared of getting his ass whooped by conservatives and their minions lol he's that pathetic

[–] Onno@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thanx for the recommend Sage Just getting a feel for this place

[–] hexbee@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Welcome! (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

[–] Onno@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Thanx :) Guess i'm figuring out the interface now :)

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

hiiii dirt owl!!! i missed you catgirl-heart

[–] selanii@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Hi! I'm still getting used to the place here but I had to end up using a burner + name that doesn't appear to be associated with me on BlueSky, but glad to check things out.

[–] char_deferred@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hello, thanks for the Bluesky post about this place.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] char_deferred@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Hello to you too!

[–] glassy@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

hello, sage. :) keeping who i am a little close to the chest, but i can always tell you in the DMs, lol. i tend to be more of a lurker on reddit-likes, but i’ll try.

[–] hexbee@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Welcome! Just fiy DMs here aren't private, similarly to bsky.

i tend to be more of a lurker on reddit-likes, but i’ll try

I'd recommend checking out the megathreads - they work much more like a xitter or bsky feed and are really active! Some people just post mostly in the megathreads, it's a very valid way to use the site imo

[–] alber@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Hi friend!!

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

Yaaaaaayyy!!!! Welcome to all the new people!! kirby-wave

I hope you enjoy the site and have a great time here!! :3

Some recommendations I’ll throw out there:

Don’t forget to check out the weekly trans megathread if you haven’t already: https://hexbear.net/post/4064294?scrollToComments=false

And please consider joining the official Hexbear trans Matrix chat room if you’re into that sort of thing. It’s a great chat room full of great people: https://matrix.to/#/#tracha:chapo.chat

Also, here’s shameless plug for the introductions comm if you feel like introducing yourself (no pressure tho): https://hexbear.net/c/howdy

[–] zeitgeistmistress@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago
[–] AndreaCeleste@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

Hello! i'm new bluesky friend!

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

I've arrived, thank you!! I guess I'll be figuring out this website now too

[–] thelittleoutsider@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

We love to see it

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hi Sage! Is there a way to view your bluesky post without having an account?

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[–] NforNihilism@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

scratching a mark into the lintel

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hi Sage and all new hands on deck! Welcome to hexbear!

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Happy to be here! thanks for being cool with me dming y’all out of the blue about this lol

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i put this in the badposting comm because idk where else this would be appropriate & i’m kinda rusty lol

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