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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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If you’re seeing this because of my bluesky post recommending you gtfo that site welcome to one of the coziest places on the internet for leftists & other queer folx.

Be chill, don’t be a debate nerd, & we have custom emotes here! catgirl-happy

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What happened on the new liberal hellsite

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think this explains it: https://techcrunch.com/2024/12/13/bluesky-is-at-a-crossroads-as-users-petition-to-ban-jesse-singal-over-anti-trans-views-harassment/

As I understand it, they’re refusing to ban Jesse Singal, despite him violating the TOS by engaging in targeted harassment of trans people, which means they’re basically sanctioning transphobia on the platform.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Ada@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi - I’ll probably be quiet for a bit while I get the lay of the land, but this seems like a really nice community 😊

[–] axont@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

This is by far the most pleasant online community I've ever been in. Everyone is super sweet and there's absolute zero tolerance of transphobia which is awesome

[–] amy_jmayday@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

hi hello

thanks for the suggestion to move over here, was gettin kind of anxious about bluesky imploding when i had just gotten there o_o

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Hello! I'm glad to see y'all

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

New folks. theres lots of emojis. either click the smiley face on the bar above where you're texting, between the chain link thingy and the portrait thingy, or when you're familiar with what you want to emoji type a colon and without hitting space type a random word to have a box pop up with words associated with it. Example type the following and choose a random emoji ---> :Cat

I chose this one thurston

image to show where button is

you can also upload image avatars and account banners by going to account settings.

[–] DaniJam@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hihi!! I'm really happy to see a social media platform that doesn't give into fascists' demands and lets them just exist there. Or just let them run free. This place seems very nice :D

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

bridget-pride-stay-mad fash btfod

Also be sure to check out the trans megathread and /c/traa we have a lot of resources here cat-trans

https://hexbear.net/post/3016455

Includes info like demographic information and hrt assistance. We also have the largest trans mod team of any public facing website.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Welcome back, friend. I have only grown more transgender in your absence

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here to post a link to this week's Trans Megathread that is pinned on the front page for those interested. There are also other pinned posts for people in other communities, as well as the News (serious) and General (serious and unserious) megathreads for everyone. /c/badposting is where we go to post the worst (or best?) jokes we have, so please don't take it as your only impression.

Welcome from the Bureaucracy! We're an account shared by multiple posters with no relation or knowledge of each other outside our own posts.

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

oh heck yah, full vouch for the trans community here. bridget-pride

[–] liliana@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi! I'm new. Sage has said good things about this place, so I'm looking forward to checking it out skeleton-wave

[–] axont@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Hello! catgirl-salute Hope you enjoy yourself and stuff

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

salutealute-2 we must always continue to drag queers here so we can subject them to our cute emotes and bad inside jokes beanis

[–] Washburn@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fuck Jesse Singal

Fuck Aaron

Fuck BlueSky

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

hell yes. Still in shock that Bluesky sided with a rightwing freak over 20,000 of their users (including fucking Lizzo wtf)

[–] GirlDicta@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Assassination of BlueSky by the Coward Aaron Rodericks also hi all!

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

seriously, i can’t believe he is that bad at his damn job

[–] thelittleoutsider@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

the guy is just scared of getting his ass whooped by conservatives and their minions lol he's that pathetic

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

hiiii dirt owl!!! i missed you catgirl-heart

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

fidel-salute-big hello bluesky friends

Here is a post that contains all of our communities if you want to check them out

Have a nice day catgirl-peace

[–] char_deferred@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hello, thanks for the Bluesky post about this place.

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[–] squiddles@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

i'm glad i've found where all the cool trans people are a lot sooner this time cat-trans

[–] min@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi!!! Thanks for signposting. I don't promise to post much but it's great to be here. Now to find out how this place works…

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Just post a lot of our emojis and you'll fit right in

niko-happy chicken-bop

[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mario characters are not fucking around this month, are they?

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

{Meow|Hello new peeps}

[–] AndreaCeleste@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Hello! i'm new bluesky friend!

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Take your beanis and your standard-issue mechanical keyboard and head to the posting mines, new recruits 8^7^

[–] zeitgeistmistress@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago
[–] thelittleoutsider@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

I've arrived, thank you!! I guess I'll be figuring out this website now too

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Yaaaaaayyy!!!! Welcome to all the new people!! kirby-wave

I hope you enjoy the site and have a great time here!! :3

Some recommendations I’ll throw out there:

Don’t forget to check out the weekly trans megathread if you haven’t already: https://hexbear.net/post/4064294?scrollToComments=false

And please consider joining the official Hexbear trans Matrix chat room if you’re into that sort of thing. It’s a great chat room full of great people: https://matrix.to/#/#tracha:chapo.chat

Also, here’s shameless plug for the introductions comm if you feel like introducing yourself (no pressure tho): https://hexbear.net/c/howdy

[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

To everyone new, welcome! :kirby-wave:

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i put this in the badposting comm because idk where else this would be appropriate & i’m kinda rusty lol

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi Sage and all new hands on deck! Welcome to hexbear!

[–] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Happy to be here! thanks for being cool with me dming y’all out of the blue about this lol

[–] AdorableAssassinAce@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

thank you so much for the recommendation, Sage! I didn't realize how much my heart was starting to get squeezed every time I logged on over at Bluesky until I saw how chill this place is. I fight every single day irl to advocate for my crew and it used to be a soft place to land when I got home but now it feels like I'm logging in and fighting the same old bullshit there too when I'm just tryna shitpost and make friends. I'm very excited to explore here! You're the best! 🫢

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

We love to see it

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi Sage! Is there a way to view your bluesky post without having an account?

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I had to scroll through like 12 pages of replies to find this because we're too popular

https://subium.com/profile/trans.bsky.social/post/3lda6gromkc2h

Also someone screenshotted us in the replies. big-cool

[–] Siobhan@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It was your recommendation that brought me here. This place is a little different, but so far I love it.

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[–] NforNihilism@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

scratching a mark into the lintel

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