I think there needs to be one for lactose tolerant and intolerant people. Same exact design.
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Hell yeah. I'd get this one for me and the opposite one for my wife and we'd go twinsies at a cheese bar.
Wait. Cheese bar? I'm Dutch, arguably the biggest cheese loving nation. And I have never heard of a cheese bar.
I'm Dutch, arguably the biggest cheese loving nation.
Am I missing something here? We think of Dutch cheese as the most boring stuff like Edam and Gouda, the "missionary position" of cheeses as it were
What are yous hiding?
Old Amsterdam, Twentse bunker kaas, beemster, any kind of komijnenkaas or other herb/spiced cheese. The list goes on. We have the oldest and biggest physical cheese market in the world.
Gouda might be "boring", but if riped to an old cheese is full of flavor and rich.
So I was really interested so I looked them all up!
Gouda, goat's cheese, Gouda, and Gouda with spices in it because it's boring
Genuinely thought yous were hiding some amazing cheeses yous weren't telling us about but frankly I'm slightly disappointed 😞
Might I offer you some fine casu martzu?
I prefer my cheese not have the ability to move under its own power. 🤨
Good news. It's not under its own power.
Bad news, those are maggots. They innocolate (?) the cheese with maggots. (clean, tbf they're food grade) And they make it very creamy. By eating it, and excreting it. Yum yum.
That's worse! 😰
American here, I used to manage a spot that centered around cheese paired with wine. The cheese was the star of the show though
I know a spot in London that does fine cheeses a la carte, and they have a sushi style conveyor belt.
It's by reservation. Usually quite well booked.
I'm looking to do exactly the same!
We don’t negotiate with ~~terrorists~~ lactose
the paradox of tolerance
putting "intolerant" would let the images have way more sense imo
It would be too obvious. The humour would be slapstick, and less clever.
As it is, jets and explosions, scream clever.
My brother-in-law is lactose intolerant, and I need this shirt so fucking bad.
they're built different
OMG thank you for this. My wife is asleep but when she awakes she will see...
ylvis made more than just that fox song? wacky.
Mr Toot and Yogurt are related songs if you live with intolerance.
Yo how you going to come up here and just change my life like that. I didn't know there were artists that represent me in this manner. Just fucked up my whole thing. Praise.
Ylvis made a lot and is def worth a journey through their videos if you don’t know them.
They’re hilarious
Well that was a thing!
omg my partner has this shirt. It is so incredibly cool
I desire this shirt
Loud and proud with milk and explosions makes me think you're actually lactose intolerant but when you see milk you go "imma do it anyway."
bunch of babies
I need this
I’m a proud lactose bigot
I just saw someone wearing this yesterday. Absolute head turner.
I would wear the shit out of that.
No ice cream on shirt just disgusting melk pass from me dog.