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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago

Meanwhile the cunt is a major enabler for a cult that kidnaps people and who bully and threaten those who want to leave.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Christ that guy is hideously unfuckable. Why is he in my screen bats furiously at pixels

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Well yeah, that's why they gave him it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 15 hours ago
[–] phughes@lemmy.ca 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Tom Cruise is looking rough.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 10 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

No. He’s a cult leader and foul spirit (he tried the same thing on Scarlet Johannson before he succeeded with Katie PartyOf5) and he wears gender corrective shoes because he’s short & can’t stand it and he PUTS himself in front of cameras, he doesn’t avoid them like normal humans. WE GET TO JUDGE this unattractive old desperate irritating loser.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, it's a bit of a relief. None of us want to get old, but Hollywood seems to love middle aged men hoping around like they're 20. At a certain point you should be playing older roles.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

I mean. Hollywood is RUN by old white men who pretend they’re 20. Think there’s no reason “Barbie” got snubbed at the Oscars? Old white guys can’t stand to be shown who they are

[–] phughes@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

I agree, but I'm enough out of the loop that I didn't realize how old he looked. I saw the recent (and terrible) mission impossible movie and he didn't look nearly as old. I know movie magic and all, but that picture still surprised me.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's funny because Air Force recruitment skyrocketed after Top Gun released. Because people wanted to fly planes and they immediately thought of the Air Force. The film didn't help the Navy's recruitment all that much.

I'm saying this as a guy who served in the Air Force for 20 years. We like to poke fun at the Navy for helping us with our recruitment numbers every time a Top Gun film releases.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I had always heard Navy recruitment skyrocketed, but your comment made me curious, so I looked at the Defense Manpower Data Center numbers for the years surrounding Top Gun's release in May of '86 and...

In September of '86 the Navy's manpower increase was nearly double that of the year before or after (10k versus 6k). Meanwhile the air force had a more moderate increase and then numbers fell in '87.

I think the overall gains are probably overstated, but there were definite spikes in the Navy E-1 and O-1 numbers following Top Gun, a trend not seen in the Air Force numbers.

Source: https://dwp.dmdc.osd.mil/dwp/app/dod-data-reports/workforce-reports

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Manpower is misleading because the manpower for each branch is determined every year based on ongoing missions, requirements, and a bunch of other minute details. A jump in manpower doesn't mean we got more recruits applying that year, just that we approved a certain level of manpower and filled those positions.

I was talking about recruitment; the people actually showing up at recruiter's offices trying to join the service. The year that Top Gun and its sequel came to theaters, our Air Force recruiters met their recruitment quotas in a heartbeat. Meanwhile, I'm told, the Navy recruitment was mostly business as usual.

Maybe if the Navy's manpower was much higher that year, they struggled to meet their annual quotas while the Air Force quickly filled up, and that's why it seems like the Air Force was more popular that year.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

You're right that manpower depends on a number of factors, and global tensions were pretty high in the Navy of the mid-80s, so those increases could be entirely attributable to other more mundane reasons.

I can only find mentions of "+500%" Navy recruitment during that time, and stories of Navy recruiters setting up booths at movie theaters, so it seems like even the official story is probably somewhat sensationalized. I did find mentions of an increase in the total number of high school graduates entering the Navy, percentage wise. From sub-85% in 1985 to more than 90% in '86, so that could speak to the overall volume of recruits available during that time, but that might be drawing the wrong conclusions.

I didn't find any indication of similar things in the Air Force. As far as I can tell things were pretty steady. Either way, it doesn't really seem to follow that people would watch a movie about Navy pilots and then decide to hit up the AF recruiter.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

We like to poke fun at the Navy for helping us with our recruitment numbers every time a Top Gun film releases.

Two times in 40 years then?

[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Speaking from experience, yes. This is the level of military humor.

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does the air force have ships by the way?

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Nope. When traveling by seas, we usually leave that up to the Navy.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

DANGER ZONEEEEEEE

[–] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Richard Dean Anderson was made an honorary one star general in the Air Force for his role in Stargate SG-1

[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His middle tooth haunts me

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Ever since Ive seen that image I think about it now and then.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Ok but what about his contribution to shirtless volleyball in denim?

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That’s a normal sized medal on the left, and his one on the right.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

I'm sure you're making some sort of short joke, but just in case you weren't, the smaller medals are for a more formal evening dress that doesn't get wore very often.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

You guys heard what this guy does to fish?