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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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just saying. me and sorosfootsoldier are in it to win it

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago

you know, this whole time i havent had an avatar. i have maintained my irc integrity.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is like my 5th account where my opsec gang at

I remember the whimsical lil jackhammer animation when the site was under construction

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah same, this is my 5th account too

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Same I was here on day 1

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Look at this old fart, you probably had an account on the Reddit. Nerd!

smuglord

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Actually no pathetic I lurked reddit thank you

[–] abc@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

what the fuck i was left off this list???

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Too generic username, next time do a rhyme like a b c bour geoi sie

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You are merely kind of old, you don't get access to the Chapo.Chat senior's discount.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm the queen of having No Life

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Imagine having a discord. I was in the know without a discord mari-smug

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

that would require having friends, which solidifies my position as the queen of having No Life

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

FUCK! You beat me by 14 minutes!

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Honestly, not even among the first 2500? Such a youngster.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Perhaps

But my frequent commenter discount has been paying dividends

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I got you beat by one whole day! smuglord

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

My personal 9/11

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

tfw you will never be a pissmancer like dirt_owl sadness

[–] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Finally, one thing I have over that notorious owl!

That and bladder control.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

I can control it I just don't want to

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was a day wunner for real, but that was on my old stupid account

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

IT'S TRUE I SWEAR I'M ONE OF THE COOL ONES

[–] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

haha imagining joining in October 2020

only unimaginably massive dorks do that zane

[–] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

This join date is all I have, please don't make me sacrifice it to the god of opsec

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

My Canadian girlfriend that goes to a different school and none of you know had a day 1 account.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago
[–] jack@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

July 28th because I didn't know the website was up for a couple of days sadness

[–] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

wow so you're basically a carpet bagger

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

same. can't believe i'm older than all the Real Posters. absolute madness

[–] discontinuuity@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Dusting off this old account just to say: same

[–] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

july 26th baybee!!

i really need to give this one up but i don't wanna

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

hey looks like i joined the same day as you, cool

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Der_Towel: a german guy who's really into towels.

[–] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m a new bluesky account and what is this

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

People are joking around the about @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net joining the site a few months after it opened rather than when it launched (July 26, 2020)

And a bunch of people who joined early on are also showing up to the thread

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I too, like the Owl, am an October ChaCha baby, with Libra rising.

[–] Galli@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

there can only be one

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