hey looks like i joined the same day as you, cool
this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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you know, this whole time i havent had an avatar. i have maintained my irc integrity.
This is like my 5th account where my opsec gang at
I remember the whimsical lil jackhammer animation when the site was under construction
Yeah same, this is my 5th account too
Same I was here on day 1
cough
You are merely kind of old, you don't get access to the Chapo.Chat senior's discount.
I'm the queen of having No Life
Imagine having a discord. I was in the know without a discord 
that would require having friends, which solidifies my position as the queen of having No Life
FUCK! You beat me by 14 minutes!
Honestly, not even among the first 2500? Such a youngster.
Perhaps
But my frequent commenter discount has been paying dividends
CAKE SIBLING
Look at this old fart, you probably had an account on the Reddit. Nerd!
Actually no 
I lurked reddit thank you
I got you beat by one whole day!
My personal 9/11
tfw you will never be a pissmancer like dirt_owl 
Finally, one thing I have over that notorious owl!
That and bladder control.
I can control it I just don't want to
I was a day wunner for real, but that was on my old stupid account
Uh huh sure
IT'S TRUE I SWEAR I'M ONE OF THE COOL ONES
haha imagining joining in October 2020
only unimaginably massive dorks do that 
This join date is all I have, please don't make me sacrifice it to the god of opsec
My Canadian girlfriend that goes to a different school and none of you know had a day 1 account.
owned lmao
july 26th baybee!!
i really need to give this one up but i don't wanna
7/26 here baby, OG-OG.
same. can't believe i'm older than all the Real Posters. absolute madness
Dusting off this old account just to say: same
July 28th because I didn't know the website was up for a couple of days
wow so you're basically a carpet bagger
Der_Towel: a german guy who's really into towels.
I too, like the Owl, am an October ChaCha baby, with Libra rising.
I’m a new bluesky account and what is this
People are joking around the about @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net joining the site a few months after it opened rather than when it launched (July 26, 2020)
And a bunch of people who joined early on are also showing up to the thread
there can only be one
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