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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 42 points 6 days ago (4 children)

what the fresh hell.

I used to drive this ancient Toyota that had a "bad oil leak". I was broke and sourcing which gasket would have made me have to live out of the car, so I just kept an eye on its levels and added back oil frequently until I got into a better situation. not proud of it, because leaking engine oil is bad for the environment.

my bad oil leak was probably something like a quart every 3-4 months of daily operation.

this isn't an oil leak. this is just dumping oil in the ground.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

I hope this guy gets charged for enviromental crimes but also very fucking carbrained to go "welp, nothing to be done about this" and then just fucking dump a gallon of oil on the ground a day

the article isn't specific, but knowing tesla the problem is that they just forgot a gasket and it literally is just an open seam in the motor or the transfer case.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

"buy an ev to save the planet"

[–] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Same, but coolant instead of oil

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A half gallon every three days? Bitch, that's like a full oil change every week. This isn't a leak so much as an open tube slowly pissing on the ground. I'm actually going to do the math, so hang on a tick.

Three days, 72 hours. 72 hours, 4320 minutes. 4320 minutes, 259200 seconds. Okay, now, we're just going to say a quart is equivalent to a liter so my math is 'easier,' don't judge me. 2 liters, 2000 mL. 2,000 mL, 2,000,000 microliters. So 2,000,000 microliters / 259200 seconds = 7.7 microliters/second.

That's probably a difficult amount to visualize, so to put it in perspective it is roughly equivalent to a milliliter every two minutes, a shot (of liquor, size) every hour. A hospital page I just not-googled said males average ~21 mL/sec pissing in young adulthood, declining throughout life, while women average 18 mL/sec for their adult lives. So, fine, we're not exactly at human pissing rates here, but still.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

it would definitely leave a trail of droplets. A glass dropper full of oil every 1.8 miles at highway speeds (55 mph).

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

no this is fucking hilarious. oil gaskets are not a novel technology. this is not something that should take a week to fix, let alone a month. any other vehicle, even if the dealership fails to provide service, you could take it into an independent shop and they wouldn't have that much difficulty sourcing replacement parts, but Tesla needs to make their vehicles last as long as your average smartphone.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

It’s mostly likely due to backup in their lines, given how many recalls they’ve done and shit. Shit ass cars lmao

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

I've bought wired headphones from the .99 cent store that lasted longer than these piles. I bought a hundred dollar Chromebook a while back. The keyboard took a shit a couple months later and that was the last one I'll ever buy. 100k on a truck that does shit like this on a regular basis SMH

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

Ok I've got the funniest idea. What if Elon got the military to waste a ton of money on a fleet of cybertrucks?

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

Not like they have swaths of cyber trucks sitting unused to be a replacement smgdh

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

All the ones around me are corroded now

100k rust bucket lol

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

There's one that drives around daily near my place and all the doors are different shades of gross i laugh every time fingerprints all over that shit

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Whatever was leaking is very likely broke at this point. The article says they think it's drivetrain oil, but the only thing I could think of in that regard is maybe differential(s). That's only really gonna hold half a gallon, so if it's not already ruined it will definitely fail prematurly from running dry, even if it was only once.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

~~Harleys~~ Teslas don't leak, they mark their spot

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

"green tech"

kelly

[–] IncensedCedar@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

comically inept.

[–] Corigan@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

Lemon law suit incoming